Flirting online....

[deadair]

mmmm... i don't...

tell her she copied me... kind of.

 

[chupe666]

Yeah, well, you copied that Sarah McLachlan song...

sort of...

 

[deadair]

eric... IM

 

[chupe666]

IF YOU'RE PISSED AIR IT IN PUBLIC!!

I'Z CALLIN' YOU OUTZ!!!

 

[deadair]

YOU NEVER SEND ME FLOWERS ANY MORE...


that's what i'm pissed about... do you think every one needed to know about that? huh?

 

[chupe666]

Oh, okay.

IM now, my little daisy.

 

[Nagle]

This took place at a party. I'm sure alcohol was involved in some way. Best pickup line I've ever witnessed:

Dude: I'm Batman!
Chick: ...
Dude: Wanna ride on Batman?
Chick: ...

 

[Baliset]

one pickup i hope never to witness:

"Are you Irish? Cuz my penis is Dublin!"

 

[Nagle]

I should flirt with all the fine shorties after my band plays a show. I'd tell them, "Yo girl, I got seven strings on my guitar."

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by Nagle
This took place at a party. I'm sure alcohol was involved in some way. Best pickup line I've ever witnessed:

Dude: I'm Batman!
Chick: ...
Dude: Wanna ride on Batman?
Chick: ...

that is genius

 

[xfer]

I think it would be harder to work your instrument into your game if you were, say, an ondes martinetist.

 

[Baliset]

the seven string line doesn't work that well. but you are not as grotesque as i.

"yo baby i got a g string for you!"
"asshole!"(smack!)

 

[LoboUivante]

"If you talk to me, I'll fuck you."
"*smack*"

 

[deadair]

this worked for me when i was 13...

me <fall down stairs in front of girl> (not on purpose mind you)
her - "hi... you're cute"


this happened on a vacation... i made out with her the rest of the week... sayin'

 

[LoboUivante]

hmm... i think that in order for that to result again you would have to break body parts, lacerate your wrists, mutilate your arms, put nice clothes and drive a BMW.

aight?