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I've still yet to see this dude's show, but just the descriptions I've heard crack me up. Courtesy Kayo Dot board:

'Ali G' Comedian Risks Riot at U.S. Rodeo
13/01/2005 6:07:56 PM

LONDON (Reuters) - British comedian Sasha Baron Cohen escaped a
near-riot at an American rodeo while filming his satirical "Da Ali G
Show."

According to a report in the Roanoke (Virginia) Times, a man who was
introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan -- in reality a Cohen
character named Borat -- appeared at the rodeo over the weekend after
organizers agreed to have him sing the national anthem.

After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he
said, "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the
lizards ... And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman
and child in Iraq." He then sang a garbled version of "The
Star-Spangled Banner."

The Roanoke Times reported that the crowd turned "downright nasty."
One observer said "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think
somebody would have shot him."

Cohen and his film crew were escorted out of the Salem Civic Center
and told to leave the premises.

"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot,"
rodeo producer Bobby Rowe told the paper. "They loaded up the van and
they screeched out of there."

It is not the first time Cohen has wooed controversy with his show,
which airs on Channel 4 in the UK and on HBO in the United States. In
one episode last year, Borat sang an anti-Semitic song called "Throw
the Jew Down the Well" at a U.S. country music bar, prompting protests
from the U.S-based Anti-Defamation League.

Producers of the Ali G show, Talkback Thames, were unavailable for comment.'
 
Borat is his best character IMO, but Ali G and the gay German fashion show host is great as well.

When he plays the fag, he goes to gun rallies or barn dances in the south, and it all turns sour....he is playing with his life at times.

When Borat went house to house with that Christian presidential candidate, it was just excruciating. "If you vote for this man, he will be bringing power...real power like Stalin....yes, he will crush the enemy". *breaks pencil in old womans face*

TV is only worthwhile if you have HBO.
 
"my sister ... yes ... she is number one in my village for sex in mouth"

fuck I need to buy the First Season on DVD
 
Demilich said:
To me, he epitomizes everything that's wrong with people and the world!
I don't think you really watched the show ... as he pokes fun in very subtle ways at the very thing you are complaining about.
 
It's funny because he's English, and he did the Ali G interviews etc in the UK for a few years and then everyone caught wind of what it was all about (a complete set up), and so he needed a new unsuspecting audience....and came to the US, heh.

He can only get away with it for a while before everyone knows it's not for real. How he gets interviews with all those White House execs, FBI directors, wall street CEOs etc is just beyond me.

This is extremely well planned out. All the administration behind this to make it look like it's the real deal must take so much effort.
 
Demilich said:
I've seen clouds that are funnier than this fucking loser! He's just that lame!
Agreed. I've seen short clips and commercials for this on Showcase. It's soo annoying and not funny at all.
 
mousewings said:
Agreed. I've seen short clips and commercials for this on Showcase. It's soo annoying and not funny at all.
Based on the "short clips and commercials" you saw, which of the three characters did you find "annoying and not funny" the most?
 
I haven't even seen this fucker's show, but damn near die of laughter every time someone tells a story or quote.
After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he
said, "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the
lizards ... And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman
and child in Iraq." He then sang a garbled version of "The
Star-Spangled Banner."
Maybe some of you have never been to a rodeo, but doing something like this at one is Certified 100% Comedy Gold.
 
Honestly, when he plays the German gay fashion designer, and goes to the gun shows in the deep south...gets an interview with this fat, mullet headed, toothless red neck and asks him if he lubes his magnum before putting it up the choo-choo or whatever....he has got *this close* to being beaten and shot right in front of the camera.

This show is designed to make you squirm. There are times when I have to just plug my ears at some of the questions.

EDIT: By the way, this isn't anything like Stuttering John on Howard Stern - these are all real sit down interviews. None of this holding a mic over a crowd and shouting out stupid questions, this is all organized.
 
One Inch Man said:
It is not the first time Cohen has wooed controversy with his show,
which airs on Channel 4 in the UK and on HBO in the United States. In
one episode last year, Borat sang an anti-Semitic song called "Throw
the Jew Down the Well" at a U.S. country music bar, prompting protests
from the U.S-based Anti-Defamation League.
The best part about this episode is that he even got the crowd to sing along. It was in one of those bar venues (think Blues Brothers playing behind a cage, or Megadeth in that "Wake Up Dead" video). The crowd were clapping and singing "throw the jew down the well". :lol: x 100000

Come on, anyone that doesn't find this hysterical has to be in a coma.
 
Hahaha....

I found a picture of all three characters in case you're wondering what they look like:

bar3.jpg


Now imagine the guy on the left singing the national anthem in a rodeo, the guy in the middle interviewing Pat Buchanan and asking him how much puff he smokes and whether his old girl "takes it up the batty", and the gay guy on the right flirting outrageously with rednecks at gun fairs. :))
 
for me the best of the best was when Borat went to the employment agency and proceeded to talk about his past work as a cow masturbator.

"first I pull, pull, pull ... for 20 minutes ... nothing ... I pull more and more ... then ... silence .... then ... explosion (gestures with hand)"