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lurch70 said:
That's one of the ones I saw. The other one was an interview with some kind of politician. Sorry, I like some pretty low brow humor, but there's nothing witty, clever, or anything close to funny about that garbage.
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That's one of the ones I saw. The other one was an interview with some kind of politician. Sorry, I like some pretty low brow humor, but there's nothing witty, clever, or anything close to funny about that garbage.
JayKeeley
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I liked it when Borat went to a black-tie dinner event in London. Sitting around the table with all the Lords and Ladies..."Excuse please, but I must be making the shit". And then he leans to his left and farts.
Or this one:
Borat: My sister...she is the prostitute.
Old lady: Why on earth is she a prostitute?
Borat: Because she like the money.
*high fives old lady's husband*
Borat: She want to live in England. She live with you?
Old Lady: Oh no....
*husband nods in approval*
JayKeeley said:
I liked it when Borat went to a black-tie dinner event in London. Sitting around the table with all the Lords and Ladies..."Excuse please, but I must be making the shit". And then he leans to his left and farts.
Or this one:
Borat: My sister...she is the prostitute.
Old lady: Why on earth is she a prostitute?
Borat: Because she like the money.
*high fives old lady's husband*
Borat: She want to live in England. She live with you?
Old Lady: Oh no....
*husband nods in approval*
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH .... of course you have to read the above with a Russian accent to appreciate it. Fucking genius.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Yeah well the accent is like a mix between Russian and Arabic or something....it's very ethnic.
The episode where he knocks on doors for the election campaign....
*woman answers door*
Borat: Excuse please, where is the man?
Woman: Oh it's just me here.
Borat: Oh because we want to speak to someone who can do the vote.
Woman: I'll be voting.
Borat: Haha, you make the joke, no?
Woman: No why? In this country, women can vote?
Borat: Really? In my country, women cannot vote. First come man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then a doodle-doodle wormy bug. *makes finger gesture like a caterpillar*
The episode where he knocks on doors for the election campaign....
*woman answers door*
Borat: Excuse please, where is the man?
Woman: Oh it's just me here.
Borat: Oh because we want to speak to someone who can do the vote.
Woman: I'll be voting.
Borat: Haha, you make the joke, no?
Woman: No why? In this country, women can vote?
Borat: Really? In my country, women cannot vote. First come man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then a doodle-doodle wormy bug. *makes finger gesture like a caterpillar*
