For the Men of Ultimatemetal (aka most of UM)

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

hahahahaha look at those fucking guys!!!

Oh shit, you're right, there are men in those pictures

 

[waif]

Yeah, she opened for Maiden here as well but my group and I decided to reenact the movie "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" instead of watch that crap.

My friends and I were gonna do that at Metal Masters (with Judas Priest, y'know...) but then it DIDN'T FUCKING COME HERE.

Lacuna Coil singer is the hottest babe in metal tbh.

Well, she fronts the most retarded looking band in metal, so I'd say it cancels out.

Oh shit, you're right, there are men in those pictures

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Cristina Scabbia definitely wins this thread.

 

[Belligerent]

I figured as much but thought it would also be nice to stroke the ego of my muscle bound Greek secret lover.

ahem...about that stroking

Cristina Scabbia definitely wins this thread.

Yep. She is smoking.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

And I want to be the cigarette.

 

[IdolWarship]

Runhild Gammelsaeter (a.k.a. Ozma) of Thorr's Hammer, Khlyst, etc. That picture is fairly old though and I have no idea what she looks like these days.

 

[arg]

Time for the obligatory Lauren Harris nipple pic

pierced nipple i haz teh bonerz

 

[CF87]

I'd put it in Cristina Scabbia's butt!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Haha yes.

 

[Belligerent]

my group and I decided to reenact the movie "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" instead of watch that crap.

"Do you like Heavy Metal?"...HELL YEAH
"What would you do if Rob Halford was here right now?" ID JUMP HIS BONES.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Im on Acid

 

[Belligerent]

Where you at man, besides planet earth?

 

[arg]

 

[The Ozzman]

Keeley Hazell wins the thread

 

[rms]

have you guys seen pics of Bill Murrays daughter? shes a fox

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or STFU

 

[rms]

 

[The Ozzman]

Butter Face

 

[False Joe]

Keeley Hazell > That bird.

 

[seedofvengeance]

This sounds weird, but her hand looks like an old woman's hand.