UM Meetups

[The Butt]

Favorite Keep of Kalessin album: None *

 

[unknown]

My ragers usually consist of me and a few other bros blasting Midnight and Saint Vitus at obscene levels while downing a 12 pack+ and hitting on OKC whores. You should come out, it would be fun.

that actually sounds like a blast

 

[Zephyrus]

UM Lowlife Meetup 2014

Location: Dekalb, IL
Activities: Beer, Midnight, Hogs
People Invited: Lowlifes/Faggots
When: The Future
Favorite Keep of Kalessin album: Kolossus

MY NAME IS EQUAL TO THAT OF DESTRUCTION

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You guys need to listen to old Metalenema episodes.

 

[The Ozzman]

HAI GUISE!

 

[Onder]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I just saw the gayest guys on Earth.

 

[The Ozzman]

Says the guy who has never had sex

 

[Onder]

Says the guy who has never had sex

Sex is not metal enough.

EDIT: It used to be in the 80's but now it's the solitude and masturbation. Times change.

 

[Nephilim96]

Random question, does anybody on this forum have blonde hair?

 

[SentinelSlain]

at least three people do, why?

 

[Dak]

Grant growing his hair out again or just forgetting to get haircuts?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Says the guy who has never had sex

Good comeback bro. *vigorously masturbates*

 

[The Ozzman]

Grant tries Goetta:

For more info on Goetta, please consult Wikipedia

Gravy Cheese Fries from Pleasant Ridge Chili and Grant's seal of approval:

Grant looking through some vinyl at Shake It Records:

Drinking some beers:

 

[Eligos]

One of these days I should really grab a beer with rms and have an epic freestyle rap battle with that motherfucker.

 

[Nephilim96]

at least three people do, why?

I dunno, just curious.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You guys are so gay for each other I love it. Ozzfag, when are we gonna meet up? I want to get into a verbal fight about Manilla Road with you again except in person.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm convinced whenever I meet people like rms or Ozzman they are going to punch me in the face.

 

[King Richard]

Pussies.

 

[matt schrauben]

Haven't met anyone here. I would like to hang with Eligos sometime. With the company I work for being based in Colorado, it's a good possibility I could make a trip or two out there in the future. Also, meeting up with some of the dudes in the vinyl thread would be a good time for sure. Spin some records and pound some beers.