Everyone met me but I am so boring I didn't make any of the recaps.
Nah actually I was totally ADD and busy hanging out with my COOL LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS. I wish I coulda hung out more. I went to bed by 2 every night and didn't do much to excess except smoke cigarettes. I did have the joy of sharing the frontish for Godflesh with everyone, and Tsjuder with drunk-V5 who got scolded by like 5 different people for getting too moshy.
I took the stupidly early flights in and out because they were almost $100 cheaper. Slept in the hotel lobby for 4 hours before my friends started trickling in.
Thursday was not super remarkable for me perhaps as I was so tired; Absu and Eyehategod were pretty fun. Agalloch put me to sleep.
Friday saw more excitement. Hit up the Fresh Greens market salad bar HARD as well as the cooked-shrimp bar and generally ate like a goddamn king. Discovered the merits of PB&J flavored vodka in the $1.69 single-shooter bottle. When I got to the fest Demigod was on and UNGGGHHH they were EXCELLENT.
(Demigod)
Bought a Pig Destroyer shirt with eyeballs. I caught some of Macabre, who were marginally interesting, and opted to see Negura Bunget while all my friends were at Artillery. NB was interesting - atmospheric ambience and panflutes and shit didn't woo the whole crowd over so during dramatic interludes you could hear people yapping. They closed with "Dacia Hiperboreana" and a gay tear rolled down my cheek.
(Negura Bunget)
I rushed out, caught some of Napalm Death which was super!
(ND)
We went to the other stage early to catch Godflesh. They opened with "Like Rats" and it literally melted my face off and I caught myself making the "horny man" biting-lower-lip flehmen face. Pretty much ran out of energy after that and retreated to the room and giggled a lot.
(David's face!)
Saturday was a shitshow of fantastic. Put on my best Andrew Eldritch impression and sat in a window.
More salad bar shenanigans pre-fest, including visible oranges.
Got to the fest where I saw October 31 who were surprisingly a lot of fun, followed by Morbid Saint, Archgoat, Noothgrush, some of MORBID ABORTIONANGEL, and then Tsjuder.
My friend Becca's awesome arm tattoo + Morbid Saint.
Best. Shirt. Ever. Suck it aug!
Sweet corpse paint brah
Caught a teeny bit of Haemmorhage and went back. I'm an old lady.
Sunday was, huh, WOW. After a fancy sushi lunch, my friend Sam went to interview Church of Misery for Metal Blast. Turns out their English is, huh, WOW, so my friend Becky and I jumped in with our mediocre Japanese skills and saved the day. They answered all the questions just like my high school students in Japan would - with goofy catch phrases and nervous giggling and "I can't speak English" tossed in there, so the interview ended up being conducted in mostly Japanese. Their performance was fucking BOMB, everyone was really into it, so much energy, and unfortunately Sam got dropped on his head in an unfortunate crowd surfing mishap and cracked it open.
Just as Caesar says, "OVCH"
I got too overheated or something and left for a little while, missing Suffocation which I somewhat regret but I've seen 'em 3 times before. It rained and poured on us right before Electric Wizard. They killed it but thought they could have chosen a more uhh exciting opener. Still, the crowd energy and the light rain and the literal fuckton of greenery in my system made it memorable. My buddy Steve was up front and some drunk guy PEED on his leg and he made out with a random girl, so good for him.
WIZARD
I caught a wee bit of Sargeist before BETHLEFUCKINGHEMUNGGGHHHH took the stage. They had some sound issues apparently due to a short changeover, and the guitar sounded a little sad, but I didn't give a fuck, I was up front. Some really pissed off roid-rage bro was fighting a bunch of people and got dragged out by security. I was bummed they didn't play "Schuld Uns'res Knoch'rigen Faltpferd" but they did play "Gestern Starb Ich Schon Heute" so I went home happy. I LOVE how all the fans were just throwing Rainer Landfermann screams around, myself included. UNGGHHHH.