For the Men of Ultimatemetal (aka most of UM)

[Valdincan]

Avoid metal chicks.

And go for the fucking dumb as hell bimbos?

 

[Vossyrus]

With Theatres des Vampires, after their lead vocalist Alessandro left to form his solo project, backing vocalist Scarlet took over and the whole dynamic of the band changed. Everything became about her, and promoting her image. I don't think a woman's image should ever overshadow the rest of the band's importance, or even her own as happens in metal often. Anyhow, I'll post these because they were my favourite band up until then.

Justine. She was a better backing vocalist/singer than Scarlet was anyhow.

Sonya Scarlet.

 

[Alter]

And go for the fucking dumb as hell bimbos?

Um, no. Girls are not bimbos when they are not into metal.

 

[Satanstoenail]

has there ever been a woman in metal who didn't front the fucking band and wasn't in an all female band?

Yep. Jo Bench from Bolt Thrower

 

[genocide roach]

Yep. Jo Bench from Bolt Thrower

thats the band i couldnt remember!
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well, yeah, we all would.
But why does every woman need to be a vocalist? Why aren't they allowed to play rhythm guitar or something?
Wait...
All That Remains have a female bassist.
That's 1, in a shitty metalcore band.

It's because women don't know how to do anything except run their mouths.

 

[entanglement]

has there ever been a woman in metal who didn't front the fucking band and wasn't in an all female band?

Bolt Thrower too

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

chicks

 

[MasterOLightning]

That Revolver cover is photoshopped to hell. I'd wager they didn't even have the two chicks in the same room.

I can't find a real good picture, but Wata from Boris is hot, and she plays guitar.

 

[arg]

what band is this?

who is girl on right?

lol for a moment i thought i saw pu$$y

 

[Gorva]

has there ever been a woman in metal who didn't front the fucking band and wasn't in an all female band?

The drummer for Gorod is female.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I'd fuck the shit out of Gossow. I don't care.

no, gossow would fuck the shit out of you

 

[Vimana]

what band is this?

Electric Wizard.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Angela Gossow

Vibeke Stene

Annette Of Nightwish

Marta Peterson

 

[SweptbackFlame]

what band is this?
who is girl on right?

Marta Peterson of Bleeding Through

 

[False Joe]

I want to cum on her stomach.
But sometimes she does need a paperbag over her face

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Cristina Scabbia is the only bird I think is hot in this entire thread. Metal + Girls = No

 

[tagradh]

Cristina Scabbia is the only bird I think is hot in this entire thread. Metal + Girls = No

I know plenty of 'metal girls' irl that are hot but yeah. Near everything in this thread is total fail.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Well, yeah, we all would.
But why does every woman need to be a vocalist? Why aren't they allowed to play rhythm guitar or something?
Wait...
All That Remains have a female bassist.
That's 1, in a shitty metalcore band.

Laura from Kylesa does vocals and guitar. Br00tal.

 

[arg]

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