For the Men of Ultimatemetal (aka most of UM)

[entanglement]

Or maybe just get hit by a giant potato that squishes everything within a thousand mile radius.

 

[waif]

Have you not noticed that anything along those lines has gotten closed in the past?

On the other hand, if krig's balls can't get a thread closed then maybe we can has teh nudes and thus no need for links, and thus it wouldn't get closed for bandwidth issues?
Or we can just have a no linking policy and no nudes.
Either way. We can has teh babezorz.

Or maybe let them open for you?

oh yeah.

 

[genocide roach]

o
vocalist changed? People complain about him but I like his voxx.

not that i know of. the twins left (bass and whistle/pipes/backing vocals)
~gR~

 

[waif]

Or maybe just get hit by a giant potato that squishes everything within a thousand mile radius.

Hmm...tempting. That does appeal to my Irish side.

I think you're within 1,000 miles of me iirc.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

On the other hand, if krig's balls can't get a thread closed then maybe we can has teh nudes and thus no need for links, and thus it wouldn't get closed for bandwidth issues?
Or we can just have a no linking policy and no nudes.
Either way. We can has teh babezorz.

Or you can just drop it and use any of the 5,136,243,834 porn sites or porn-posting forums that are out there.

I think you're within 1,000 miles of me iirc.

...India?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

i find the hurdy gurdy player of eluveitie quite attractive, in the girl next door sense

~gR~

those two chicks put on a real good show. too bad the band sucks

 

[waif]

Or you can just drop it and use any of the 5,136,243,834 porn sites or porn-posting forums that are out there.

Right, but if we're gonna have a stupid and mysogynistic thread like this why not include actual hot chicks?

...India?

oops. confused him with someone else who's in canada.
my bad.

 

[genocide roach]

edit @ krig: eluveitie kick ass
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Right, but if we're gonna have a stupid and mysogynistic thread like this why not include actual hot chicks?

Cause it would almost certainly get out of control, and end up a giant headache for Deron / the mods, and therefore is not worth it.

 

[genocide roach]

plus, there is always the pic thread. this should be a thread of metal chics for metal dudes
~gR~

 

[CF87]

yeah, she can deff sit on my face.

^

Vibeke

 

[Master_Yoda77]

God damn I would fuck the shit out of Simone Simmons.

There is something about metal chicks that I am attracted to, and I'm not really sure what that is.

 

[The Ozzman]

The fact that there are so few of them?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Who dat?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Simone Simons.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ah. Yeah she's rather bangin'.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Okay, enough with the white women.

Doris Yeh - Chthonic (Bass)

I would hit this so hard.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Quinn Weng - Seraphim (Vocals)

I don't think she's as cute as Doris, but I love her voice.

 

[General Zaroff]

Gallhammer

I'd hit it.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

they lack teh bewbee's... but who really cares?