Ford can kiss my ass!

Descendent

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My 1999 Ford Contour broke down on I-45 on the way to see Slayer the other night! Hence, no Slayer! No Mastodon! No Heavils! I could care less about Killswitch Engage. When we played with the Used and Atreyu two weeks ago, one of our guitar players, who drives a Ford Taurus, his car broke down and we had to play without him. On top of that, Henry Ford gave all kinds of money to Adolph Hitler! Any legal advice?
 
Descendent said:
My 1999 Ford Contour broke down on I-45 on the way to see Slayer the other night! Hence, no Slayer! No Mastodon! No Heavils! I could care less about Killswitch Engage. When we played with the Used and Atreyu two weeks ago, one of our guitar players, who drives a Ford Taurus, his car broke down and we had to play without him. On top of that, Henry Ford gave all kinds of money to Adolph Hitler! Any legal advice?
Buy a Saturn.
Nice Avatar by the way. Great album.
 
Wait a minute.... do you even take care of your ford?????? I have driven Fords for ever and i can't complain..the Contour is a bad make....... ...... Sorry you missed the show but as robert Deniro saz.... YOU BLEW IT.......
 
Descendent said:
My 1999 Ford Contour broke down on I-45 on the way to see Slayer the other night! Hence, no Slayer! No Mastodon! No Heavils! I could care less about Killswitch Engage. When we played with the Used and Atreyu two weeks ago, one of our guitar players, who drives a Ford Taurus, his car broke down and we had to play without him. On top of that, Henry Ford gave all kinds of money to Adolph Hitler! Any legal advice?
fill us in about the concert with the Used and Atreyu, I heard these bands are pretty big in the US!!
 
I will never buy an American car again for as long as I live. Fords SUCK. Chevys SUCK. Every car made in America is pretty much a piece of unreliable shit.

If you want a car that's reliable, buy a HONDA! Or something made in Japan. The Japs have pride in their work. Americans are lazy. Especially me.
Fords will breakdown within 24 hours after the warranty expires. Guaranteed.
 
Ford rules! Ford truck man! That's all I drive! You people and your rice burners makes me sick. Anti-Americans, communists, somoans. Just kidding, Honda isn't bad. Toyota sucks my ass though. They make the most boring cars ever (except for hyundai and kia, but those aren't even really cars). The contuor is a piece of shit though. The escort was invincible. I used to own one. The fact that my sister is still driving it and it has no problems blows my mind. get the 5 speed though, autos suck. In fact if you can't drive manual you suck. Fords (and other american cars for that matter) are a lot better than they used to be for reliability these days (this is according to JD Power and associates) American makes as of 2003 are better in reliablilty than european cars and within a percentage point or two of the japanese cars. and after all of that would you rather have the new mustang GT or the new Toyota Solara?
 
Thanks Prime 666! I was at a bar on Halloween, and this guy won $750 for dressing like Optimus Prime! Anyways, thanks! I prefer Group Sex (the album). The Circle Jerks are on the Cypress Hill "Smoke Out Tour" DVD. It's Snoop Dogg, Cypress Hill, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, and the Circle Jerks. I can't figure that that one out, but it's cool nonetheless. Time to put in my eight hours at Starbucks, more on the Used and Atreyu show later. Decaf Quad Iced Venti Vanilla Non Fat Ez Whip Latte! I have learned a new foreign language in the last year!
 
Don't forget some American and Japanese cars\trucks are the same exact thing.

Mid-Size Truck Sample
Ford Ranger = Mazda B Series

Old Mini-Truck Sample
Dodge Ram = Mitsubishi Mighty Max
 
I have a 2002 mustang and it kicks ass! Never had a problem, but mine's relatively new. Looks are important to me, that's what gets the women. I hate the look of foreign cars, but the thing I hate the most is a honda with that blower pipe thing, god damn I hate that sound. It's so ghetto. My brother just bought a pontiac firehawk, oh shit, that's pure power. He scares the shit out of me every time he drives. 80 miles an hour at 1200 RPM, damn. :headbang:
 
Descendent said:
Thanks Prime 666! I was at a bar on Halloween, and this guy won $750 for dressing like Optimus Prime! Anyways, thanks! I prefer Group Sex (the album). The Circle Jerks are on the Cypress Hill "Smoke Out Tour" DVD. It's Snoop Dogg, Cypress Hill, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, and the Circle Jerks. I can't figure that that one out, but it's cool nonetheless. Time to put in my eight hours at Starbucks, more on the Used and Atreyu show later. Decaf Quad Iced Venti Vanilla Non Fat Ez Whip Latte! I have learned a new foreign language in the last year!
there's also some Everlast if I'm correct!!!
 
Ok, I'm a mechanic. If it wasn't for fords, I'd be unemployed. Also people forget the size of the big 2. Ford and GM. Chrysler is out of the picture since they are now owned by Diamler Benz. Ford owns and or is partnered with Ford, Lincoln, Mercury, Mazda, Merkur, and believe it or not Yamaha (they build the electrical fuel injection setups for the Tauras SHO). GM owns and or is partnered with, Chevy, Buick, Oldsmobile (which I'm not sure if the plug has been or is going to be pulled on), Cadillac (the original Henry Ford Motorcompany bought in 1908 by then named International Motors), Saab (you know the guys who make those nice fighter jets), GMC Trucks, Saturn, GEO (General Motors European Operations) which includes Isuzu, Toyota, and Suzuki.
As far as American vs. Import, Isuzu's, Toyota's and Hondas are being assembled in the US. Chevy's and Ford's are being built at Canadian and Mexican Plants. And Chyrysler is no longer an American company, technically, they are all imports.

And for the bonus question: Who Built the Chrysler 'Slant Six'??