seems like the fuckwits have been popping out of the woodwork lately at my job...even moreso than usual
i had some old redneck bitch on one those motorized fat fuck carts call me an idiot the other day because she came in looking for a sale item that wasn't on sale anymore. she told me what she wanted...i said that price isn't valid anymore...she says "no, i got the flyer at home, they're on sale". i say "no, that sale ended 2 weeks ago, take a look" and hand her a copy of the current sale. she then tells me to get her someone who isn't an idiot, at which point i told her i don't appreciate being insulted, and just turned and walked away.
2 days later i'm at walmart(a terrible enough experience already), when i walk into an aisle and notice a familiar sight - the aforementioned old bitch's wavy, gray, mullet - again on that fucking cart. at this point i walked up till i was about 2 ft. away and waited for her to back up...and when she almost hit me - as i planned - i said "watch where you're going you fucking idiot." the look on her face was priceless!
then today i had to deal with several phone calls from some dick who ordered something over the phone on monday, which was to ship via fedex tuesday AM. i was off both days...didnt know anything about it...and when i ran the tracking #, fedex said it was delivered today.
well, turns out it was delivered...to the wrong fucking address. dickhead guy then proceeds to ask me how old i am, because i don't sound old enough to deal with this situation(i'm fucking 30)...all i could say was that i'm old enough to tell him that the address in the computer and in our fedex log is the same as the one he just told me, so he's gonna have to take it up with fedex. of course they're denying their fuck-up, so then he threatened my company with credit card fraud charges, at which point i told him he'll have to piss off and deal with fedex since his address = address in computer = address item was shipped to = fedex fuckup
all in all, i wish i could do this all day sometimes...