Fun Facts to Amaze Your Friends At Parties

[Krilons Resa]

dude i study sound engineering

What's your excuse for the Elton John semen extravaganza?

 

[Erik]

..hey look over there!

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mormagil]

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fun and entertaining my ass

EDIT -

HAHAHAAHHAHAHA

 

[lizard]

so far Tom, Tila and I are Erik's only friends.

 

[NAD]

this thread makes me not want to drive to mexico this morning.

*sigh*

 

[Krilons Resa]

this thread makes me not want to drive to mexico this morning.

*sigh*

Pick up a few beaners on your way back. Ya know, for house chores, landscaping, and the like. Fuck, pick up a cute beana bitty and you'll have endless amounts of burritos!!!!

Make sure you pick up some cages and a lifelong supply of contraceptives though.

 

[Krilons Resa]

EDIT -

HAHAHAAHHAHAHA

Now that I see it for a second time, and out of context, that is HILARIOUS!!!

 

[lizard]

and some mexican brown heroin. dude.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Pass on the mexican brick weed though.

 

[lizard]

nad could prob'ly pack 15 mexicans into the back of his subaru/lesbian wagon.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lizard]

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lizard]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Pissed off neighbor

 

[NAD]

Pick up a few beaners on your way back. Ya know, for house chores, landscaping, and the like. Fuck, pick up a cute beana bitty and you'll have endless amounts of burritos!!!!

Make sure you pick up some cages and a lifelong supply of contraceptives though.

BURRITOJOBS.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Reign in Acai]

I hear mexico has been really bad as of late. Banditos robbing americans right at the border as they wait in line to come back in to the states. I was lucky I wasnt robbed myself when I went there about 6 months ago. The streets of Rosarito were literally a ghost town. I got wasted on tequila and sol, ended up at a shady strip club where the headlining stripper had no front teeth. After being aroused by her gums, I strolled down to the street to try and find an atm, all while yelling "where da fuck da pussy at?". Mexican bartenders rushed near me with tequila squirters in tow. (Expecting a hefty tip for such generosity). I finally found an atm, with 3 conquistadors hovering over my shoulder. The funny part is, I didnt fucking remember my pin number. Hell the cc I took to mexico is a prepaid that has no 4 digit pin. So all in all it was for the best. I asked my chums for $40, to no avail. I truly did want to sniff some mexican chimichanga, but eh. My buddy fucked a fat broad, and I came home with 2 luchador masks and a balero. So it wasn't all in naught.