fun with motw reviews

[Baliset]

as you know we aren't the kind of band to toot our own horn but here's a review that i insist everyone check out. some may already have seen this one.

http://www.necroharmonic.com/cdreviews/maudlin.html

 

[chupe666]

I once knew a girl named Monica. We called her Necroharmonica.

END OF HAUNTED STORY.

 

[XzanderX]

oh BURN... he called you gay!

 

[xfer]

I saw a Roger Ebert review with a similar tone just last week. I think this guy has learned criticism from the BEST.

 

[XzanderX]

"THIS BRO FUCKED UP PEOPLE !!! DAMN !!! "
http://www.necroharmonic.com/skbooks/finalexit.html


hahahahaha funny!

 

[avi]

awesome. oh so metal.

 

[azal]

wow....the entire review is haunted....

 

[XzanderX]

that kid as all about haunted

 

[ezekiel]

thats the best review ever.

 

[ezekiel]

the 1st one, not the 2nd.

 

[deadair]

I ONLY WISH IT GOT SENT WITH A CD CASE.....I NEED SOME NEW ONES FOR MY BRUTAL CD's !!!

i can't put into words how funny i think that is...

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by deadair
i can't put into words how funny i think that is...

I was going to try But I too have failed A bit like:

ALL STYLES OF EXTREME AND STRANGE MUSIC WILL BE COVERED HERE...EXCLUDING WHAT WE CONSIDER "POPULAR" MUSIC !!!

(haunted)

 

[scarr3d]

oh great and now you've all haunted THIS forum.

MOTW ISS N0T TEH BROOTALIST HAHA !!!!11

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

that guy's a total retarded fuck-ass

 

[xfer]

it sounds like JeffK wrote that review.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by deadair
i can't put into words how funny i think that is...

You mean like 'MY BROOTAL CD'S NEED LOVING ATTENTIVE CARE SO I NEED NEW CASES FOR THEM SO THEY DON'T GET ALL SCRATCHED UP AND POOPY.'

 

[The Dope]

THIS MIGHT BE COOL FOR GIRLS TOO....

SCORE!!

This is the reason you all got into playing music in the first place, am I right?

 

[kleo706]

It's almost as neat as the guy who started a fat chick harem to promote the label he worked for...

 

[SteevL]

"THEN THE REST OF THE TRACKS GO ONTO TO SOME KINDA SOUNDSCAPE / FLOYD-LIKE / STONE TEMPLE PILOTS TYPE BULL SHIT !!!"

The person who wrote this review reminds me of someone I knew on IRC once. His first name rhymed with Flint.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH