fun with motw reviews

[RealmArchitect]

ah nectar is very good.

 

[chupe666]

One of my roommates in Chicago would always bring home this Polish Nectar juice stuff with one side in Polish and the other side in English. They were quite amusing little boxes of juice called "Hey Ho!" and "Hello!".
Every time I saw him drinking one of these (or just saw the package), I would yell whatever the package said, sort of like it was talking to me and I was responding in accord out of kindness- don't want to hurt the nectar's feelings.

 

[Demonspell]

http://hypnos-reviews.tripod.com/hypnosreviews/id140.html
http://hypnos-reviews.tripod.com/hypnosreviews/id141.html

The Bath review claims Maudlin uses emo vocals, and the LYBM review accuses the band of borrowing from The Cry Of Mankind on Bizarre Flowers...WTF?

 

[The Dope]

Truth be told, I've always thought of Cry of Mankind when I hear the middle section of Bizarre Flowers too.

 

[The Dope]

And I don't know what the fuck emo vocals are anyway, so I can't comment.

 

[KobayashiMaru]

Neither of those reviews are written in all caps, because they are not BRUTAL!!!!

 

[ezekiel]

oh no, he said the J word

 

[ezekiel]

over and over again, infact.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

people who write music reviews are morons

 

[chupe666]

http://www.indieworkshop.com :

Morons at work? I think so.

 

[avi]

I can't refute that.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i havent seen avi's "work" but i know my music writing is pretty useless

 

[BigFakeSmile]

id send a link, but the advocate got rid of their online archives... you guys should see my glowing hammerfall revue. i use the word 'cock rock' in it

 

[chupe666]

Ooooh, that could be a new challenge for all indieworkshop writers: use the phrase "cock rock" in every review.

 

[avi]

done and done!