i like em fat and ugly, just like your mom,
she waddles in naked and i try to stay calm
but thats alot o woman, and im a lil man,
i jumped out the window running fast as i can,
but i tripped on my cock cause it hangs to the floor,
i turned my head round there she stood by the door
wearin nothin, but a big nasty grin,
that was partly hidden by her big double chin,
the ground shook up, without a fix,
i had to escape with my big bag of tricks...
so i pulled out a poptart a doughnut and cake,
i fed the fat beast with a long garden rake,
but she wanted more, shes a sex craving whore,
she jumped up and down and i fell to the floor.
she sat on my face, so i'd lick her clit,
but right through her pussy ran a big streak of shit.
but i could not move, she weighed a ton
the dark of her shadow had blocked out the sun.
i started to cry, i balled like a girl
i smelt her pussy and choked to a hurl, ...(x2)
but that turned her on, she peed in my face
and shit on my chest, i remembered my mace,
but my arms werent free so i said to her,
let me put on a condom, she got off saying sure ...
you are a beast i screamed out of rage
you should be beaten and locked in a cage
i sprayed her with mace, it was pepper spray
she fell to her knees so i ran away.
but i tripped on my cock, goddamnit again
i was living a nightmare that just wouldnt end...
they say that in heaven theres always a feast
and better off dead then fucked by a beast...
so i ran to the street and was hit by a van,
but i died a triumphant beast-virgin man.
i was living a nightmare that just wouldnt end
but i died a triumphant beast-virgin man
