Funniest bumper stickers...

"If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!"

"How am I driving? 555-blinddrivers"

"Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition"

"Death is an occupational hazard"

Conveniently enough, their all on my friend Clyde's car, which has hit me two or three times.
 
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Oh my fucking gosh... that was SO FUNNY!!

I literally laughed my ass off at "If you don't like my driving, get of the sidewalk..."
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Ahh shit.. :D *Wipes tears away*
 
Funniest church billboard things...

You know, those things and they put saying and whatever up?
I saw a really funny one...

"Christianity comes a with an afterlife guarantee"
:lol:
 
Some I have seen...

"God is my Co-pilot"

"Upon rapture, this vehical will be empty"

"AOL is my other ISP"

and my personal fav...

"My 'D' student beat up your honor student" :)

And the fact I have seen cars with 10-20 of these things on them is funny in its self.
 
Originally posted by Saphira
Funniest church billboard things...

You know, those things and they put saying and whatever up?
I saw a really funny one...

"Christianity comes a with an afterlife guarantee"
:lol:

UH OH! :grin: you said the magic words! church signs! hehe i have a collection of pictures of these. and now you are all going to suffer through select ones :P
 

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

2) Advising the President.

3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
 
I've seen a photo somewhere on the inet. There was a guy on his motorbike. On the back of his t-shirt "If you can read this, the BITCH fell off!". That one was good :)

And I also saw a sticker on the back bumper of a car:
"Watch out! Blonde thinking"