Funniest bumper stickers...

[Jayde]

"always remember that you're unique-just like everyone else"

 

[SentencedToBurn]

speaking of george carlin, how about this one.....

"Our son's self esteem is sufficient enough that he doesnt need us promoting his minor scholastic acheivments on the back of our car."

 

[Demonspell]

Embarrassing moment: I laughed quite hard when I first saw "my karma ran over your dogma."

 

[bleedingskeptic]

here's some goodies

"remeber, jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks your an asshole"

"i've got the solution to end racism...kill everyone!!"

and one of my favorites is the little "darwin" fish. have you seen this thing? its hilarious. its like that jesus fish people have on their cars only it says"darwin" inside of it and is sprouting four little legs!!

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Bleedingskeptic, where do you buy the Darwin fish, any idea?

 

[Hail Eris!]

Originally posted by Demonspell
I laughed quite hard when I first saw "my karma ran over your dogma."

Thats funny

 

[bleedingskeptic]

its not hard to find, i saw it along with a bunch of other bumper stickers in one of those gag and novelty stores in a mall.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Ok, thank you.

 

[Clayman]

"Jesus Swallows Loads"

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I just saw a commercial for Sugar Ray trying to make them look cool, and this was their strategy.

It shows them all jumping around like idiots while their shitty music plays, then it shows text saying "Would your parents let you hang out with these guys?" shows them jumping around moronically some more "We didn't think so!"

 

[Belial]

Here's an old jewel.

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

 

[transfixed]

Originally posted by Belial
Here's an old jewel.

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

that one's great

 

[Hail Eris!]

Join the Army, visit exotic lands, meet interesting people, and kill them.

 

[HoserHellspawn]

Evisceratrix - a story for you...

I was driving with my friend back to his house, and we passed a church sign that said

"Directions to heaven: Turn right and go straight"

I instantly interpreted this to mean don't take the "left hand path", and don't be homosexual (but I like attacking the church for it's discriminatory dogma. Anyways...)

So, what we did was take the first right turn and follow that road as far as it went. At the T-juncture intersection where the road stopped, right in front of us, was a BUDDHIST TEMPLE.

Hehehehe...

 

[blakmetalemp]

"Keep Honking Im Reloading"

 

[musicholic]

"Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-eatshit".

 

[Saphira]

"CAUTION: My horn is broken, so watch for the finger!"

 

[Sadistik]

I saw one today that read

"Look out behind you! Ok, now I'm suing, moron"

 

[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Saphira
"CAUTION: My horn is broken, so watch for the finger!"

Damn, I just want a car that I can cover it with all these funny stickers

 

[HoserHellspawn]

Originally posted by Saphira
"CAUTION: My horn is broken, so watch for the finger!"

Better yet -

"Horn fixed. Watch for finger anyway."