Funniest bumper stickers...

Originally posted by HoserHellspawn
Evisceratrix - a story for you...

I was driving with my friend back to his house, and we passed a church sign that said

"Directions to heaven: Turn right and go straight"

I instantly interpreted this to mean don't take the "left hand path", and don't be homosexual (but I like attacking the church for it's discriminatory dogma. Anyways...)

So, what we did was take the first right turn and follow that road as far as it went. At the T-juncture intersection where the road stopped, right in front of us, was a BUDDHIST TEMPLE.

Hehehehe...

excellent! :P

ok heres a sticker i remember-it was on this peacemakers helmet that this hairdresser chick was running away to georgia with.
I WANT (a more politlically correct-HEHE) ONE!!!

"the quickest way to a womans heart
is through her fuckin' chest!"
 
it's more pathetic as funny

here are 2 pictures from the car of a fan of the the RC Lens (the soccer team of a small town of the northern france)
their fans have a weird reputation in France

Blood and Gold are the colours of the team
please notice the hearts in the front of the car (sorry i don't have the vocabulary to describe a car) in red and yellow, and the name of the wife of the owner of the car ...

there is a "Francis loves Anny" on the rear glass ...
completely at the back, there is written : "For the 'Blood and Golds' (in french, it's the nickname of the team too, but it seems weird in english), together with Francis"
 

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