Originally posted by HoserHellspawn
Evisceratrix - a story for you...
I was driving with my friend back to his house, and we passed a church sign that said
"Directions to heaven: Turn right and go straight"
I instantly interpreted this to mean don't take the "left hand path", and don't be homosexual (but I like attacking the church for it's discriminatory dogma. Anyways...)
So, what we did was take the first right turn and follow that road as far as it went. At the T-juncture intersection where the road stopped, right in front of us, was a BUDDHIST TEMPLE.
Hehehehe...