funny fuck ups

[EagleFlyFree]

list big "oh shit" moments, go!

so i work in a computer lab in my university, and that means the one of the same labs that's used for class etc. and i was trying to wet my ink pad straight from the ink bottle. i pressed the pad against the neck and turned them upside down. aaand...

a few secs earlier i told the guy next to me, "check this out, this'll be a disaster if i fuck up"

SPLASH, everything's blue... the floor, the desk, the mouse, the keyboard, some documents, even my jacket
haha good thing it's very distended and cool in my job or i'd have got the boot so far up my ass i'd be spitting it out
i spent the next 20mins scrubbing with kleenex but we had a neat laugh

 

[-Gavin-]

At work, i sort out peopleäs insurance and this guy was being a total dickhead about a slight price increase and without thinking, i aid "C'mon man, don't jew me out on this"...


Thankfully he found it funny as fuck and i didn't realise what the fuck i said till afterwards when a chick i work with was like "Holy fuck!"

 

[CadalMord]

I was still in high school when this happened.

I went to the computer class room to checkout my e-mail. There was this weird message from some italian guy saying something about me being his friend and that I should check out his awesome holiday pictures, of which one was attached on the e-mail. I thought "What the hell is this, I don't know who this guy is!" But then went "Well, let's have a lookie on the pic in case it happened to be funny or something". I opened up the attachment. F-Secure antivirus informed me about something bad being about to happen but I just shut it down. 20 seconds later you see me pulling the power cord from behind the computer because it went berserk. I wrote a note saying "Out of order" and left it on the keyboard.

The next week there were some people there fixing the computers, wondering how it could be that a macrovirus had gotten into the system. It had also spread through the city's network into the townhall computers.

Needless to say, I didn't confess.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

AND you got to whack off to the thought of a hot italian guy sending you pool pictures eh?

 

[CadalMord]

^exactly

 

[EagleFlyFree]

i love happy endings ^__^

 

[bobvex]

i was at work once, and i clicked a link that i saw somewhere, and a SHITLOAD of goatse pics, lemonparty, tubgirl, pain4, and other nasty pics popped up, were bouncing around the monitor, and some audio plugin went off that went "HI, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" over and over again. Needless to say i scrambled to unplug the computer.

No one caught me though.

 

[BodomiC]

On the third time I attended my bartending job night I was simply pouring a glass of beer ... when the bottom of it crack off and fell to to ground, left me with half of glass in my hand and all the beer I puored it with on the floor and my shoes Other bartenders they told me that theyve heard about such things but havent seen any in years... as they worked there for a couple already

 

[The Soulforged]

I was still in high school when this happened.

I went to the computer class room to checkout my e-mail. There was this weird message from some italian guy saying something about me being his friend and that I should check out his awesome holiday pictures, of which one was attached on the e-mail. I thought "What the hell is this, I don't know who this guy is!" But then went "Well, let's have a lookie on the pic in case it happened to be funny or something". I opened up the attachment. F-Secure antivirus informed me about something bad being about to happen but I just shut it down. 20 seconds later you see me pulling the power cord from behind the computer because it went berserk. I wrote a note saying "Out of order" and left it on the keyboard.

The next week there were some people there fixing the computers, wondering how it could be that a macrovirus had gotten into the system. It had also spread through the city's network into the townhall computers.

Needless to say, I didn't confess.

that happened to me but not as bad. it only fucked up the school and some shop teacher got the blame for it and was fired the same year. was it me or not i don't kno

 

[The Soulforged]

o by the way... tubgirl is sooo hot!!!

 

[The Leper]

This was the last day of middle school, our trip got canceled and me and some friends went to our old elementary school to see some old teacher. In the teachers room i found a water gun and i had a bandana when we were trying to make fun of some "xhxcx" kids... so i put the bandana on, bankrobber style, and took the watergun into the hallway, forgetting about little kids and shit, so i walked aroundfor a little and walked into the caffeteria and there was an assembly going on for every kid int eh school. like 50 kids screamed and 2 teachers got up to talk to me, i fuckin bolted, haha, the teacher i came to see called me fuckin retard, hes a 5th grade teacher and then gave me some candy. Needless to say, i never go there anymore. I was scared as shit.