Funny Stuff :)
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Chinese fighter pilot
SharkBlack
Member
That was awesome!!! I love that kinda crap.
SS
What you don't like playing pranks on drunk people??
Sorrell
APT Guitarist/vocalist
What you don't like playing pranks on drunk people??
Uhhh...I feel like I skipped a page in a book... Whatchou talkin' bout Willis?
I was responding to the 80s song.
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SharkBlack
Member
Hehe! I guess you did skip a page, I was referring to the video I posted before Jax's 80's post....
SharkBlack
Member
uke:
LOL!!!
B
True story....I was watching a special on super massive black holes on the science channel yesterday and....
Sorrell
APT Guitarist/vocalist
Okay, that's a classic! I did miss that one.
As a wise man once said, "With friends like that, you don't need enemas".
SS
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/80614
Watch it twice..the second time, read the marquee at the bottom..
Watch it twice..the second time, read the marquee at the bottom..
The Broken Lawn Mower
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
SharkBlack
Member
SharkBlack
Member
koelling
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Sorrell
APT Guitarist/vocalist
So Koelling...was this your way of telling us that you're getting some new room mates?
Sorry...almost.
SS
Sorry...almost.
SS
SharkBlack
Member
Were there tears???? BWAHAHAHA!!!
oh did they mean tears as in wah wah wah... not as funny...
I read tears as in Ripppppppppppp!! Now that's funny!!!
oh did they mean tears as in wah wah wah... not as funny...
I read tears as in Ripppppppppppp!! Now that's funny!!!
