I think I saw him last night, he tried to touch my special area
Ah that's nothing! I touched his special area!
I have infact made Dave and others feel awkward/make them laugh by dropping my pants in the middle of Manchester in the middle of winter. I'll be the sexual fiend round here!
I think I might just have to post that on my facebook, my friends have to see this
I feel to put this on facebook too, to spread the word...