G.L.E.D.

[schenkadere]

have mercy. i've been on the night shift. that's the best i could do.

Sorry babe...you'll have to be more convincing...this is classified information...I'd tell you, but then I'd have to tickle you senseless.

 

[amaranth24]

Sorry babe...you'll have to be more convincing...this is classified information...I'd tell you, but then I'd have to tickle you senseless.

Tickle Sue senseless, I'm up for that.

How about we sign individual statements that we will only keep the secret to ourselves, and if we tell anyone, we'll be damned to the fate of "The Greatest Lie Ever Told".

 

[SueNC]

Sorry babe...you'll have to be more convincing...this is classified information...I'd tell you, but then I'd have to tickle you senseless.

ok. tell me, then you can tickle me senseless.

 

[Jurched]

I know what it's about...but I don't know if Billy wants to retain some mystery.

Oh look at this! Schenk's playing with our emotions again!


You remind me of afriend who'd just come out of the navy. We were sitting around some beers, catching up with old times, and got on the subject of what's classified information and what's not.

He said, "I know some classified information."

I said, "That's good."

He added, "It's part of my job, but I can't tell you."

I replied, "That's all right."

He persisted, "Its highly sensitive military inside information. I could be arrested for revealing such information to civilians."

I said, "Then don't."

He insisted, "Don't you get it? I could face federal charges, goddamn it!"

I said, "Well, don't say anything, then!"

He shouted, "What the fuck's your problem?! I told you, its classified!!"

I said, "Bill, please. I gotta get the hell outta here."

He yelled at my back, "Go, then! But yer going back to yer spy ring empty-handed!"

Yep. You kinda remind me of him, Schenk.

Jurched

 

[schenkadere]

Oh look at this! Schenk's playing with our emotions again!


You remind me of afriend who'd just come out of the navy. We were sitting around some beers, catching up with old times, and got on the subject of what's classified information and what's not.

He said, "I know some classified information."

I said, "That's good."

He added, "It's part of my job, but I can't tell you."

I replied, "That's all right."

He persisted, "Its highly sensitive military inside information. I could be arrested for revealing such information to civilians."

I said, "Then don't."

He insisted, "Don't you get it? I could face federal charges, goddamn it!"

I said, "Well, don't say anything, then!"

He shouted, "What the fuck's your problem?! I told you, its classified!!"

I said, "Bill, please. I gotta get the hell outta here."

He yelled at my back, "Go, then! But yer going back to yer spy ring empty-handed!"

Yep. You kinda remind me of him, Schenk.

Jurched

Oh, come on...that's not fair.

Playing with emotions "again"?! When was the last time?

I'm hurt.

Anyway...you're all barking up the wrong tree....Ha, ha, ha!

 

[fah-q]

I know what it's about...but I don't know if Billy wants to retain some mystery.

Schenk, you're a fuckin' tease.

 

[schenkadere]

Schenk, you're a fuckin' tease.

Oh, come on...I didn't mean to be.

it's not that interesting.:Smug:

 

[Jurched]

Oh, come on...I didn't mean to be.

it's not that interesting.:Smug:

That's the problem with a tease. It builds anticipation (and sweat under the arms) and ends up being a stinky let down.

Kinda like that hot date who ends up being mostly compound and tissue paper.

Or like IT! The magical device that would transform the way people live and work in the city.

Turned out to be a goddamned Segway.

Sheeat!

Jurched

 

[schenkadere]

That's the problem with a tease. It builds anticipation (and sweat under the arms) and ends up being a stinky let down.

Kinda like that hot date who ends up being mostly compound and tissue paper.

Or like IT! The magical device that would transform the way people live and work in the city.

Turned out to be a goddamned Segway.

Sheeat!

Jurched

Well, it's Mr. Milano's story to tell...sorry for the schoolgirl tease.