Gee, NoLordy...

[Captain Beard]

Where'd she go?

 

[Tee]

to the land of Vikings. not yet though, but she will.

 

[Captain Beard]

Seriously, though. I haven't seen her since... man, it had to have been February.

 

[Tee]

I am totally serious. And you noticed well. She doesn't work at the moment, no access to the computer. But it'll all be fixed. I am very happy for her. And the "land of Vikings" is a serious thing. I'm not kidding. And I am very happy for her.

 

[Captain Beard]

What happened to her job?

 

[Tee]

she just quit it. all cool, it was killing for her spine (just like mine is more than fucked up, and I have serious problems), and as she got a support from her man in that idea of leaving it all until she moves there. nothing else.

 

[Captain Beard]

That's good, at least she's doing well.
How have you been?

 

[Tee]

negative thing: too much work, health problems.
positive thing: I'm in love and will start a new life in less than 3 months. will stay here though.

thanks for asking.

how is your life? the last thing I know is that your fiance moved in...

 

[Captain Beard]

Sorry, looking at naughty things.
Yeah, life's ok.
Have broadband now, but other than that, same ol' shit.

 

[Tee]

you kinky Capricorn...

cool, enjoy it then.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm a pervert.
I ADMIT IT!!!!
I LIKE NAKED (not male) PEOPLE!!!!

 

[Lillitu]

I'm a pervert.
I ADMIT IT!!!!
I LIKE NAKED (not male) PEOPLE!!!!

good judas christ! I go home, have some dinner, go to a local show and what the hell happens?!?!

sup nolordy. I'm bored. brought 3 people home from the show and they are all passed out on my living room floor

 

[Captain Beard]

Can I pass out on your floor too?

 

[Lillitu]

lol, of course, do you talk in your sleep? One of the boys is, but he's fucking slurring from hell so can't get any good info. damnit. what to do when you are bored at 2am?!

 

[Captain Beard]

Naughty things. Unless you're married, then naughty things with husbands. If not, they're out, so they're no good, so hmm.

Umm, listen to music?

 

[Captain Beard]

Wait, are you female? or male?

 

[Lillitu]

so you are saying you do 3 somes?

 

[Lillitu]

Wait! What am I saying?! Aren't you jailbait or something?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, unless both are female.
I'm weird about other nude penises being around me, when they're erect. I haven't had any around yet, and don't care to.

 

[Captain Beard]

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