Gekko is a fucking badass

[The Dope]

He knows why.

 

[mindspell]

Because he has freckles?

 

[The Dope]

I would never compliment somebody for that. He just did something pretty sweet that we'd been talking about doing for months.

 

[0sm0se]

However, they won't let me do something out of spite.

 

[FuSoYa]

gekko, did you make scat porn?

 

[lizard]

did you finally approach The Dope about your feelings?

 

[mindspell]

Ahwwww. They made beautiful love, and denied Nils the action he wanted... NO THREESOME FOR YOU!

 

[The Dope]

You guys and your crazy fantasies... actually what happened is kind of lame to probably anybody but us. I'll let gekko tell if he feels like it and if he ever comes back from wherever he currently is.

 

[FuSoYa]

he went horseback riding across the Gobi desert to find the Death Worm??

 

[gekko]

It didn't deserve a fucking thread. We had this cool sign over our door number that Nils found in the rubble of the science building that said Invertebrate Zoology on it. The Frat Fuckers across the hall stole it(they had to pry off the super glue) and we've been trying to get it back without them knowing for months but they lock their door. I finally got fed up, knocked on their door, pushed the guy who answered out of the way, ripped it down from above their door, said thanks, and walked out. Sorry to remove the fable of my badassness.

 

[gekko]

thanks for the compliment anyway though Ben.

 

[The Dope]

Yeah, unless you were involved it probably doesn't sound very badass at all. But needless to say, I was both surprised and impressed.

 

[FalseTodd]

no that's actually pretty cool

fucka buncha bullies

 

[0sm0se]

They won't let me put it back where it used to be. Right above the door where it belongs.

 

[The Dope]

And we never got to put dead fish in random nooks and crannies of their room. I think we really need to figure out a way to do that.

 

[0sm0se]

Just because we got the sign back doesn't mean we can't take a special roommate bonding moment to ensure proper vengeance.

 

[T_man357]

thanks for the compliment anyway though Ben.