Genital Metaphors!

[Morganna]

Crotch cricket! We must not ignore our favorite fun button!

 

[Calamitas1786]

little man in the boat

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

fluttering love purse

 

[Morganna]

Paddling your puddin'

That is puddin in a sentence.

Oh, why didn't I think of Beaver, that's classic.

 

[Calamitas1786]

scratchin' the turntable

 

[Lunar Still]

playing with the lightswitch

 

[Calamitas1786]

playing "hide the knuckle"

 

[Morganna]

flickin' mah bean!

 

[Calamitas1786]

dining at the pink taco stand

 

[Morganna]

^

Hair pie!

I had completely forgot about that one.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Oh, I never forget.

 

[Lunar Still]

Lick My Love Pump

 

[Calamitas1786]

"It's beautiful. What's it called?"

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Fucking Nigel.

 

[Achtland]

one eyed pete

 

[Lordlucid]

Taint!

 

[Anvil]

Octopussoir
Temple of Chastity
Thingamagiggy
Whites-Only Drinking Fountain
Pink Sink
Face Flower
Giggy
Crotch Stigmata
Husband Hole
Wormhole to the Crab Nebula
Hairy Hamentaschen
Vajoana
Lox Box
House at Pooh Corner
Ketchup Dispenser

<3 Drawn Together

 

[Morganna]

Thingamagiggy
Pink Sink
Face Flower
Crotch Stigmata
Husband Hole
Wormhole to the Crab Nebula
Hairy Hamentaschen

My favorites ^

Snatch!
Poodie
cooter
wu wu (I called mine that when I was a kid LOL)

For jerking off I have

launching the hand rocket
Honing the bone
five knuckle shuffle

Dick sucking LOL I got,

Slobbin' the knob
Snarling' narlin'

for butt hole I have,

Tater hole!

I'm having too much fun with this thread. I'm worse then a 12 year old boy!

For penis I have the ultimate: A swagger stick!

 

[neal]

flogging the dolphin

 

[Achtland]

love muffin