Genital Metaphors!

[Psychonaut]

Pazuzu's Pounder

Ramses' Rape Rod

haha-I-totally-fluffed-it-so-it-would-look-big-soft-but-it-didn't-get-much-bigger-hard-but-too-late-it's-in-you-my-fluffed-stick-goes-soi-soi-soi-soi-soi

 

[deathstrike from hell]

"old faithful"

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Pennis the Menace?

winner!

 

[Morganna]

*raises fist in the air*

THE ETERNAL SHAFT OF MALICE!

>_<

LOL!

The tower of power! naw, I think that was some dudes arm in a Steven king book.

Dern, I need to put my thinking cap on!

 

[wickedsensation]

GYNO!