Genital Metaphors!

[azal]

this would be my IRL response to each one of these posts.

 

[Lord Foul]

Axe wound

 

[azal]

Clap leaker

 

[Morganna]

I thought of one I forgot about! A womb stick!

 

[Lordlucid]

Pumping the Porpose

 

[Macharius]

Bearded clam

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I thought of one I forgot about! A womb stick!

that one is just icky.

 

[Morganna]

Hhahahha, I knew the old womb broom would go over big.

Dip stick? reaching eh.

You know, I know it's a fruit, but kumquat should be a dirty word!

 

[Dead Winter]

Cum Dumpster

 

[Undefined]

None of these are gross you just have a weak stomach

 

[azal]

aids courier

 

[Lunar Still]

Jizz Fountain

 

[Söy]

Jizz:

Cocksnot

Vag:
Nookie
Gash

Penis:

Throbbing Rod
Baseball Bat (to go with the Baseball Field metaphor for physical activities)

Asshole:
Chocolate Starfish

 

[Morganna]

^ Chocolate starfish is a classic!

How about, tossing the salad!

 

[Lord Foul]

You offering?

 

[Morganna]

lol! nope! That's your job!

Trouser snake!

 

[Liverslapper]

*raises fist in the air*

THE ETERNAL SHAFT OF MALICE!

>_<

 

[JenniferGentle]

fluttering love purse

Ewe for some reason that one really grosses me out haha

 

[Psychonaut]

Pennis the Menace?

 

[Chromatose]

cuttlefish of cthulhu