GEORGE BUSH IS DEAD!!!

[dreamwatch]

Oh how I long to hear those words...

 

[Mark]

Haw!

 

[Spiff]

 

[phlogiston]

Wossee done now? Anything specific, or is it just a general sentiment?

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Does he really need to do anything more?

 

[TinMan666]

careful!

 

[Spiff]

Yeah, soon you could go to jail for this sort of thing. That's just plain scary.

 

[mattt]

Conan O'Brien For President!

 

[The Amazer]

Second that.

Conan O'Brien is king.

 

[Shannow]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

He goes pale, drops his head into his hands and bawls uncontrollably for a while.

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, particularly given that over 2,000 american soldiers have been killed in Iraq...nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks..........''How many is a brazillion ??!'

 

[Spiff]

Hehe. Poor guy.

 

[Mark]

Brazillion!

 

[Goreripper]

Awesome.

 

[Winmar]

That's a ripper!

You got my hopes up there, Bev.

 

[Kem]

I was expecting to see this when I clicked on this thread.

 

[Spiff]

I fell for one of those the other day, except it was a shrub in front of a house.

 

[Kem]

I got that email too Spiff. Tried to find it, but couldn't. This was the next best thing

There's some other pretty funny ones.

"Al Qaeda places bounty on Kofi Annan's head"

"Carnage from botched Qantas takeoff"