George W. Bush vs. Nightwish

[NAD]

omg lizard thank you.

Seriously, fuck Nascar. It's pretty fucking amazing when you can turn something so incredibly badass like driving really fuckin' fast into the ultimate snoozefest.

Here's my impression of a Nascar race:
Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle *caution flag* Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle *budweiser ad* Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle *crash* Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle Dick Trickle *checkered flag*

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Nascar is what people watch when they're too tired to fuck their cousins.

 

[Henrik Main]

Formula 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getting plowed up the ass by
a boar >>>>>> NASCAR

Watching grass grow > watching paint dry >>>> having your rectum sucked by five sperm whales > Formula 1 > getting plowed up the ass by a boar > NASCAR > REM

 

[Demonspell]

Being trapped in a burning bus with a horny crab-ridden Asian prostitute > listening to Nightwish > having your balls in a clamp > getting felt up by a closeted redneck security guard at a Nightwish concert > NASCAR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dubya

 

[neal]

ahahaha
the ethnic slur data base
http://www.rsdb.org/

dune coon hahaha i am so gonna start using that.

 

[Goreripper]

While we're on the subject of tsunami relief donations:

US corporate donations to tsunami relief (death toll 150,000 + ): currently $308.75 million ($110 million in cash alone)

US corporate donations to 9/11 relief funds (death toll 4,000): $721.8 million in cash alone.

 

[NAD]

Americans are clearly the moral superior of the globe, and now this proves we have the money to back it up.