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[dreaming neon darkspot]

Lamentations of the Flame Penis.

that is the result Will found to the equation super-hot chili sauce + unwashed hands + taking a piss the next morning.

 

[Will Bozarth]

MY CROTCH... IT BURNING
NOOOO ESCAPE ARMAGEDDON

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

MY CROTCH... IT BURNING
NOOOO ESCAPE ARMAGEDDON

yeah, and i am the black wizards, too.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[derek]

Do you guys ever have an actual conversation? Or is it all obscure references to what knows who and allegorical statements rooted in the esoteric?

<3.

 

[Will Bozarth]

we occationally have an actual conversation

 

[derek]

Fo weal?

 

[Will Bozarth]

for shizzy, Scottishizzy

 

[Mike]

OH NOES I GOT THE FIRE CROTCH! I PISS FLAMES!

 

[Metal head87]

Toothpaste crotch is the worst though.

 

[derek]

for shizzy, Scottishizzy

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE LIKE ICE, BABA!

 

[Mike]

Toothpaste crotch is the worst though.

that would be the oposite of the fire peen

 

[Metal head87]

It feels very cold at first, but then it does start to burn.

 

[Mike]

what if a chick loaded up with those listerine strips before she went down on you?

 

[Metal head87]

That thought is scaring the shit out of me. Although I have no idea if mouthwash or the pocket strips are as bad as toothpaste, it's still a scary feeling.

 

[Captain Beard]

My friend Andrew got IcyHot-dick when he went to piss. Even better is he was talking about how much it would suck 3 minutes before.