getting laid off is the best excuse

[FuSoYa]

for example:

td: sam can i have a cigarette?
ft: what?! fuck you!
td: come on man, i'm unemployed
ft: oh ok here you go

 

[avi]

beware, it'll only last so long

 

[chupe666]

amazing.

no, you can't have my soul.

 

[chupe666]

or my teeth.

 

[FuSoYa]

please? i really need them. i got laid off.

 

[chupe666]

nah. it's tarnished anyway, with impure thoughts and deeds.

and i drink coffee.

 

[FuSoYa]

you're ruining the game, part-poop

 

[ImNoPuppie]

did you learn that trick from mia?

 

[ImNoPuppie]

and btw, sam will catch on after, well, i'm sure he's caught on already. pity works once.

 

[xfer]

i'm glad that, for once, Toby doesn't owe me money. i would never, ever get it back.

you don't, do you?

 

[FuSoYa]

...of course not!

 

[ImNoPuppie]

i'm unemployed though, i'll tell sam i started smoking and i'll give you my one pity butt.

 

[FalseTodd]

you'll get nothing and like it

 

[xfer]

i think i've already seen toby get some DJ pity butt.

 

[azal]

toby, check this thread for helpful suggestions.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153871