Girl in a band = Death & Destruction

[Guerrilla]

Yeah see females are the ultimate evil and not even bands are protected from them. Cause what happens when there's like a girl (drummer mmm...) in a band? Some guy in the band ends up falling in love with her but no that's not enough, she has to fall in love with some other guy in the band... So now what? Do the two guys start hating each other ultimately leading the band into its destruction? Should the guy who the girl is not in love with just shut up and watch the girl and the other lucky guy make out in between jamming sessions? Either way at least one person in the band will end up dead, whether it's the unlucky guy who killed himself, or the girl or the lucky guy who were killed by the pissed off psycho disappointed lover.
So in conclusion, to avoid horrible death and destruction, all the girls that join guy bands should be butt-ugly. Please stop torturing us guys. Or even better, there should just be male-only or female-only bands. But then what if there are homosexuals in those male-only or female-only bands... hmm...

 

[dimensionidol]

i think nevermore board win the prize for most stupid of all!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

If Amos and I form a "band" with another friend of ours,it would prorobly be in a male's best intrest if he not try to join our band...we'd all wind up castrating him with a rubber band and force-feeding him his own testicles

 

[lizard]

Originally posted by dreaming neon darkspot
we'd all wind up castrating him with a rubber band and force-feeding him his own testicles

ouch! perhaps women in bands isn't such a bad idea anyway!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

No,it's not...thoguh there'll always be the sexist rednecks who don't believe that women should play metal,that we should be "kept in our place".But fuck them.Those ideas are just wrong. I'm into heavier stuff than most of the guys at my school!

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Yeah, most of the guys at school listen to that rap shit... hence why they always start shouting "DMX!" in the middle of assemblies...

But, really, I think it depends on the situation. I mean, if you had a band of females, with one male, it'd be the same concept. So it's not the women that are evil, it's the ratio of men to women.

 

[lizard]

I'll bet most of the guys agree with you when you have a rubber band in your hand

 

[Guerrilla]

Nononono... cause that man wouldn't fall in love with a woman all the while knowing that another woman in the band liked him. And at least if that happened, he'd have the decency to quit the freaking band. I'm telling ya it's female nature to cause suffering and pain. Everybody knows that. I'm not blaming women or anything cause you know it's genetics, you poor beings can't help it.

 

[lizard]

Guerrilla, you're treading through a very wide minefield with very big boots on

 

[Black Winter Day]

girls = good friends, evil otherwise

 

[lizard]

I'll admit they can be dangerous. how can something so warm and pretty and feminine turn into the Predator when you piss her off?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Well,at least we make good friends
I'm still more METAL than the guys at my school,though.

 

[Guerrilla]

Good friends, evil otherwise eh? Nah they're not that good friends they're too demanding... so you're left with evil otherwise... pure evil. Look I got proof:

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Originally posted by famousamoswillkillyou
But, really, I think it depends on the situation. I mean, if you had a band of females, with one male, it'd be the same concept. So it's not the women that are evil, it's the ratio of men to women.

that would be sweet if one guy was in a bad with all chicks and they were hot and they had an orgy all the time. that'd be cool.

but your point is an excellent one about the ratio.

nice sig too about Creed

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"that would be sweet if one guy was in a bad with all chicks and they were hot and they had an orgy all the time. that'd be cool."
That's called porno.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Originally posted by Ecstatic Youth
that would be sweet if one guy was in a bad with all chicks and they were hot and they had an orgy all the time. that'd be cool.

You want to be this guy,I take it.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"it would prorobly be in a male's best intrest if he not try to join our band...we'd all wind up castrating him with a rubber band and force-feeding him his own testicles"
At first, I thought it might be cool to play metal in a band with chick ah I mean females (ok, not really, unless of course they were hot and wanted to have orgies all of the time) but my mind has recently been changed.

 

[FFfan1]

Originally posted by Ecstatic Youth
that would be sweet if one guy was in a bad with all chicks and they were hot and they had an orgy all the time. that'd be cool.

i.e. the band Hole...but with one exception: none of them were good looking. :Smug:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Originally posted by Lord of Metal
"it would prorobly be in a male's best intrest if he not try to join our band...we'd all wind up castrating him with a rubber band and force-feeding him his own testicles"
At first, I thought it might be cool to play metal in a band with chick ah I mean females (ok, not really, unless of course they were hot and wanted to have orgies all of the time) but my mind has recently been changed.

*hides rubber band behind back*
Oh,we'd only do that if the guy pissed us off...a lot.

So,basically,your main reason for thinking that playing in a metal band w/females is that,if they were hot,you'd get to fuck them?Well,I believe that now I am more determined than ever to make sure that I am a damn good drummer,because if females were only hired into male bands for their looks and not their talent,I wouldn't have a chance in hell.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Originally posted by Ecstatic Youth
that would be sweet if one guy was in a bad with all chicks and they were hot and they had an orgy all the time. that'd be cool.

but your point is an excellent one about the ratio.

nice sig too about Creed

Thanks. The Creed thing's from a t-shirt I saw in a magazine... I'm tempted to open a clothing store just so I can make people wear them. Maybe, just maybe, that might make Scott Stapp go the fuck away. But I doubt it. He has things to preach, I mean, sing about.

I wonder how a band of lesbians would work out... actually, that'd be even more of a porno, 'cause they'd all be attracted to each other...