Actually...they're evil geniuses, making you THINK they are retarded. It's all part of the plot to throw you off balance, keep you guessing, and break your will.
My thoughts exactly. I'm not retired, but of course I'd like to be. So, is there an epidemic of retired people dying from lack of oxygen that I should be aware of...just in case?
I saw. And also, on a side note...I gave you a free shot at making an "old man" joke about me, but you missed it. Oh, that's right, you're not MUCH younger than me.