"GORGOROTH Frontman Had 'Close Relationship' With Norwegian Modeling Agent"

[Zephyrus]

Like Abraham knew Sarah?

 

[cookiecutter]

boo

 

[Vilden]

Wtf, is this news to everyone (or am I just missing the joke )? I knew he was gay several years ago tbh?

 

[Zephyrus]

Wtf, is this news to everyone (or am I just missing the joke )? I knew he was gay several years ago tbh?

How did you find out so long ago?

 

[arg]

loooool, sodomizing hairy male buttholes seems very "Black Metal" though, in a sense...

 

[whiskey funeral]

Well if you think about it in a biblical sense, doesn't this new gay status of his make Gaahl the most blasphemous person alive?

 

[byrne]

i lived with a gay guy who loved darkthrone and malmsteen and he used to knit rasta hats

i didnt know your dad knitted rasta hats. that's pretty cool

 

[no country for old wainds]

very funny misfit. i will kill you.

i'm fine with fags who don't play up to the stereotypes (as in they don't open a fashion firm for women lol) but a surprisingly small proportion fit into this category in my experience. i know several gay guys and the majority are really fucking gay; there's this asian guy at my uni who walks around topless whipping himself with a skipping rope, for example, then there's this other guy who made like £1000 over the summer sleeping with around 50 old men (i know this because he told me proudly)

 

[The Ozzman]

So, what would you say is the main inspiration for Gorgoroth's music?














Sthatan, he's just FABULOUS!

*sips wine*

 

[arg]

Well if you think about it in a biblical sense, doesn't this new gay status of his make Gaahl the most blasphemous person alive?

Yes, faggotry is detestable in God's eyes! Every black metalhead should do it!

Sthatan, he's just FABULOUS!

*sips wine*

*takes out devil-shaped anal dildo*

 

[Lord Kur]

most of you people are jerks

 

[waif]

Who cares really? Gayness is not an inherently bad thing, unless you're retarded.

ikr?
I was surprised though, because all I know about him is those gr1m pictures and the interview in A Headbanger's Journey. I have Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam and he doesn't lisp any of the lyrics, either.

Well...he's gay...would you rather he fucked some girls in the ass and ate steak, while watching sports or something? That's not very gay though I suppose...

I would prefer it just because I prefer to think of that than homosexual intercourse. But w/e.

How did you find out so long ago?

Personal experience, most likely.

most of you people are jerks

This is true of any group of people.

 

[Lord Kur]

i was just kinda thinking that blatant homophobia was becoming taboo and less prevalent nowadays but i guess i was wrong

 

[The Ozzman]

The majority of people here don't hate gay people. We're just fucking around

 

[no country for old wainds]

there's blatantly been virtually no homophobia in this thread, stop being a fag

 

[Vilden]

How did you find out so long ago?

I don't remember it was so long ago. I thought it was the kinda thing "everyone" knew. : d

 

[cannibal corpse]

How homophobic can you get? Seriously... What's wrong with being gay? Not masculine enough for you? You disagree with him cause you might be heterosexual/asexual, that's just sick guys. Might I remind you that Rob Halford was gay, and he happens to be one of the most revered singers in metal.

Homophobe is the wrong word... instead... hyperheterosexual? I dunno to be honest.

 

[no country for old wainds]

shut it gayboy

 

[waif]

@cannibal corpse: try "insecure"

 

[Woolie Wool]

Forget devil-shaped dildoes. There's nothing more blasphemous than crucifix dildoes, which actually exist. They're a common punchline on the strongly anti-religious stardestroyer.net forums.