~Neurotica
perfectly insane
- Mar 27, 2006
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Absolutely nothing.
My room is ungular, so during some winters it's really cold. A few years ago the winter was so cold that my hands were getting all numb so I had to hold them under the hot water every 10 minutes to be able to type. And then I found a new way to keep one of them warm - just put my left hand on my knee and then put the other leg on (kinda cross legs). And learnt to type with my right hand only... That's kind of a habit during last 3-4 years. i know it's not really cool, but when I try to type with both hands now - it takes ages for a single word.
As I said, if we aren't all fucked up, we're fucking boring. Suck it up sweetheart, we're freaks of nature and thats what sets us apart from the mobs of pop fans listening to pre-recorded, 1 use only DRM, made by the RIAA canned music. Then you'd be of the time that your pollyp-garden/mushroom farm is a waste of space if its not filled with dicks (same for your mouth, ass and hands).
I used to do that all the time with my long chin pubes.
Anyone ever get sensations of overwhelming energy that needs to be released in some way or you're just gonna freak the fuck out? I have them many many MANY times a day. Even multiple times in an hour, or even multiple times in a small amount of time. A lot just sitting at my comp or driving too. Ill get this overhwhelming feeling of energy that I must do something to exert so either I flex every single muscle in my body really tense-like, let out a loud screech, a combination of the two usually, or something else really weird just to release it from myself. Hard to explain.
I've been told that I over analyze things. To the extent that most people will have already reacted out of sheer instinct, I'm still considering multiple angles, thoughtfully pondering which action I should take, if any at all. About a year ago I was convinced to head to the Orange County and partake in a crowded bar scene for the evening. Not my usual idea of fun, but why not, an old friend had gotten in touch and he's the outgoing type, which is someone I need in my life to balance my generally-more-introverted-than-otherwise self. A few hours into the evening, and without warning, a fight between 3 girls broke out right in front of us. So as two of my friends immediately jumped into action to break them up, I stood there with the following thought process:
"Wow, I wonder what happened to the three of them to cause such an idiotic outburst in a crowded place. Man, what a couple of lowlifes, what are they, 25 years old and still acting this childish? Eh, don't judge them so harshly, you don't know what kind of home they were raised in as children. Still though, shouldn't one rise above their own particular station in life and strive for something better? HEY! DIPSHIT! Step in front of your wife and protect her from any blows that might fly her way!" At which point I finally stepped two feet to the right into a vague wall-like stance.
Some look before they leap. I tend to stare.
If I'm riding solo in my hoopdie I tend to dig for gold. Said nuggets get flicked to the mats below. Those of you who have met me know that I have quite the schnozzola.