1. when one decides to take a nice long walk on a beautiful day, one should be mindful of their attire, especially if one is unshaven, with hair sticking up and messy, wearing warmup pants and a yellow t-shirt and then decides to walk into a really trendy area of the next town over amongst all the beautiful and fashionable people. and then to walk into a trendy coffee shop and therefore beckoning the funny glances of all the beautifully trendy employees.
2. also should one ignore tip #1 and go into trendy coffee shop and buy a LARGE coffee, one should remember to take into account the length of time it takes to walk home as it is not pleasant to have to go poop REALLY bad and realize one still has 30 more minutes of walking before reaching one's bathroom.
2. also should one ignore tip #1 and go into trendy coffee shop and buy a LARGE coffee, one should remember to take into account the length of time it takes to walk home as it is not pleasant to have to go poop REALLY bad and realize one still has 30 more minutes of walking before reaching one's bathroom.
