Half-ton man keeps loses 300 pounds

[Kitty Star]

All of the sudden my breakfast isn't looking so good, and lunch isn't sounding good either... I'll never eat corn again. And I LIKE corn *sniff sniff*

 

[xfer]

i mean, half-ton man, you make me sad because you probably hate your life and yourself.

 

[Kitty Star]

There are alot of ways I would like to see Alex. But preped and served like a Christmas ham isn't one of them.

 

[minxnim]

whoever made that fake account is going to be morally responsible for me stabbing fat people all over this fucking city

 

[Kitty Star]

Be strong my darling, be strong.

 

[minxnim]

omg you're totally hitting on alex !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kitty Star]

And this is news to you how?

I am trying to be supportive of you Minxnim, don't ruin what we have.

 

[minxnim]

wow this is nuts!

 

[xfer]

i should change my title to "eminently hitonable"

 

[minxnim]

hello? everyone knows alex is GAY and in love with greg. sheesh.

 

[xfer]

gee it looks like minxnim just broke out the snatchgard (tm)

or some other euphemism for cockblocking!

 

[minxnim]

haha okay sorry i take it back, instead, i offer up:

alex sleeps with every girl on the internet that's willing to take it.

 

[Kitty Star]

He's not gay he just pretends that he is to keep the stalkers to a minimum. Otherwise they get a little out of hand.

 

[Kitty Star]

alex sleeps with every girl on the internet that's willing to take it.

Don't be a tease, it's rude.

 

[xfer]

sometimes people just take my I HATE BUSH button totally out of context.

 

[xfer]

although i guess that's true in the "other" way, too. but not the gay "other" way.

bleh, you know what i mean.

 

[lizard]

alex tells prospective bed partners he just got orders for Iraq, and dammit, he just wants one more taste of pleasure before heading into harms way.

(my lesbian cubemate's ex husband is using the "I just got back from combat in Iraq" pickup line and says its quite successful)

 

[Kitty Star]

My brother used that before he left for Iraq, we had every waitress in the place sitting on his lap, taking pictures, giving him free drinks and offering to go home with him before the night was over. Such sluts.

 

[minxnim]

well if someone's going to die, you know, it's not that slutty to try to give them some ass.
it's way less slutty to offer it up over the internet of course....

 

[lizard]

is your brother back?