I forgot, inbred prisoners don't have good holidays.
We're too busy blissfully fucking our cousins and stealing things to worry about such things as dressing up like monsters and collecting "candy" from our neighbours.
We're too busy blissfully fucking our cousins and stealing things to worry about such things as dressing up like monsters and collecting "candy" from our neighbours.
..wait
razor blades in apple pie or something right. Not apples
Hopefully I'll be going to Eastern State Penitentiary one of these nights.
*puts shrimp on barbie and wrestles crocodile*
Getting my halloween party on this Friday, then a special Halloween themed Improv / Comedy show on Saturday that anyone who lives between New York and Philadelphia should go to, then for the night itself I have nothing lined up, Hopefully I'll have somewhere to go, though, since I hate answering the door. I really don't like it when kids go door to door with no costume. If I have to answer the door this year I'm not giving them shit.
I've got to get on that one of these days. I hear it's supposed to be wild.
Ah, God. Now I really want to go to Outback. Where it's no rules, just right.
Murdering annoying children.
Other than that, I really don't know. Nobody seems to give a shit about Halloween here, which is kinda the right thing to do
Murdering annoying children.
Other than that, I 'm sending all my money to Rabid Headbanger