Hammocks

[mattt]

im thinking about buying a hammock (sp?)

 

[Goreripper]

So, do you want advice, or are you bored? My advice: get one! They're cool! Where you live, palm trees to tie to it to shouldn't be an issue, so go for it.

 

[mattt]

im gonna go and check some out now! wish me luck! hahah

 

[Spruce Goose]

Get a free standing one. They rock

The come with a metal stand thing, so you can hammock it up wherever you damn well please!!!

About $30 from K-Mart, Big W ect..

 

[KoichCPA]

Fre standing ones kick arse, they dissassemble into small enough parts to put into a bag and then you put it back up when you reach your intended lazing around location

 

[Bucko]

Yup can vouch for that got one on them for Xmas. Still managed to fall out of it half pissed though , did'nt spill a drop............

 

[Southy]

so long as ya didn't spill anything Bucko.

and yeah get a free standing one they are indeed awesome

 

[weetbix]

Fre standing ones kick arse, they dissassemble into small enough parts to put into a bag and then you put it back up when you reach your intended lazing around location

Heeeeeeyyyy ...... I wonder what people would think if they came into work and one setup right in the middle of the call center floor

 

[Southy]

Hmm what would the boss think

 

[Mark]

They're only good if you're not a fat cunt -- I had one but I was too heavy for it

 

[JonBonJovi]

Homer seems to do fine!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Hammocks always remind me of when I was young. My Aunt had one and my sister used to lay in it all the time and refused to get out of it for anyone so we used to stand over the balcony above with buckets of water and throw them on her to get her out. One time my Aunt,cousins and I dragged the hose through the house and turned it on her, she couldn't escape even after falling out of it we followed her around the yard with the spray from the hose. half the time we didn't even want the hammock it was just really funny wacthing her chuck a tamtrum over it.

 

[Goreripper]

The best thing to do with a hammock is to wait until whoever's in it goes to sleep, then you pin it closed with them inside and play "Around the World". Heh heh heh.

 

[Lord Tim]

Safety tip: Never fall asleep in a hammock after a huge night of drinking Vodka... then wake up at 1pm the next day in 35 degree heat in direct sunlight! You end up looking like one of those turkey roll things - all criss-crossed with string and burnt to a crisp! Argh!

 

[Mark]

Originally posted by JonBonJovi
Homer seems to do fine!

Sorry, I meant the standalone ones

 

[Southy]

at Lord Tim you silly bastard

 

[Clarky]

Originally posted by Lord Tim
Safety tip: Never fall asleep in a hammock after a huge night of drinking Vodka... then wake up at 1pm the next day in 35 degree heat in direct sunlight! You end up looking like one of those turkey roll things - all criss-crossed with string and burnt to a crisp! Argh!

HAHA
im asuming uve done the same thing as me tim..
apart from that hammocks kick arse!

 

[Winmar]

If you want to have sex in one, make sure it's secure first.

 

[KoichCPA]

Hammocks don't seem like the most sensible places to do the nasty.

 

[Clarky]

yer arse would come out looking like one of those hams in the string bags..