Hangover cures... ?

[Oded]

I need one now, if you please.
So was the damage done at the mighty Rosie O'Shea's in Newburyport, Massachusetts last night:

4 pints of Newkie Brown (imbibed while eating fish and chips- withOUT mayo!)
2 pints of Guinness/Strongbow mixture (I forget what it's called)
1/2 Bottle of Zonnebloem South African red wine
Glass of port
3 or 4 shots of potcheen (or however you spell that fucking foul Irish stuff!)
pint of Perla Polish lager
2 Vodka & Cranberry (known as a Cape Codder around here)
Concluding 2 pints of Tetley's

A mild night by some of your standards, I'm sure. Nonetheless, the 'drink 3 pints of water and eat a banana, a handful of walnuts and a stalk of celery before you go to bed' approach hasn't worked yet.

 

[Bambi]

potin in a bar in the states??
*insert double take smilie here*
CAN'T be the real deal

 

[toolsofthetrade]

just chuck it all out whilst doing an Alice in Toilet-land impression, drink some milk and sleep for 4 hrs. Wake up, hava nice brew, go to the pub for another pint.
That should do the trick

 

[Mariner]

gember tea, no shit

 

[sol83]

the best hangover cure is this: don't drink.

 

[Oded]

Yeah, Vomitus Soonicus is probably best, although I don't want to.
Bambi, I think the potin is directly Irish, although I know you Eire-men like to trick we Yanks by selling us your worst product (while marketing it as Authentic Irish). A good example: Harp.
Isn't potin the Irish equivalent of grappa, i.e. all waste product?

What is gember tea??

 

[toolsofthetrade]

ground ginger.
you could also try and find yerself a few leaves of mint, and brew that. or a strong chinese one.
anything that's cleansing anyway..

 

[Mariner]

yeah sorry. ginger tea

 

[toolsofthetrade]

or repeat this with a minimum of a thousand times:

With God's help I will conquer this terrible affliction

once you've done that, yer about 3 hrs further

 

[Bambi]

Yeah, Vomitus Soonicus is probably best, although I don't want to.
Bambi, I , i.e. all waste product?
think the potin is directly Irish, although I know you Eire-men like to trick we Yanks by selling us your worst product (while marketing it as Authentic Irish). A good example: Harp.
Isn't potin the Irish equivalent of grappa
What is gember tea??

Harp is chemical crap, i didnt think they could still legally sell it
And they definitely cant legally sell real poitin, its not legal to produce the stuff. its not a by product of another distillation proccess, its an ultra strong cottage industry spirit. You can buy some crap on export called hackler but that stuff is manky. Actually the real stuff is horrible too, blows yer head.

 

[Eos]

Fight fire with fire!!

Or a lot of vit.C. It helps the body to destroy the alcohol in the blood *biology..gg*

 

[Don Corleone]

a cold light beer...something like miller...just like shelley said. im serious.

 

[Charlotte1977]

Drink loads of water before you go to sleep, and try to drink at least half a liter every time you wake up. it'll help deffo!!!!!!
Cheers!!!

 

[Bambi]

I always have this orrible taste in me mouth when im hungover, like raw meat. its gross.
And drinking water when yer drunk is a nightmare, makes me wanna puke. As eos said vitamin c. some food works for me too.

 

[Don Corleone]

and if you have smoked a lot the night before, your mouth also tastes like an ashtray. yuck

 

[Bambi]

once I drank out a beer can the morning after only to find someone had used it as an ash tray all night

then one night after the pub i drank out a milk carton, but it did'nt have milk in it, it had used chip pan oil. that stuff coats yer throat summat awful.

 

[Dhatura]

Aaahhh...

 

[Dhatura]

But hangover cures what?

 

[Don Corleone]

hangover cures nothing. but alcohol does...temporarily.

 

[Dhatura]

Alcohol KILLS, man, not cures!