Happy birthday, Cara!!

[Chromatose]

After dinner we drove up to the Firewater club and promptly complained about the cover charge thusly not going in, and then drove to a strip club and complained about the cover charge thusly not going in, and ended up at Applebees which seemed to be the late night hangout for all the drunken Irving white trash. Then we went home! Oh what a night!

 

[Lunar Still]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Bacchante]

no no...you see, during "that time of the month" all of our bodily systems are out of whack. it's really the only time i even get diarhhea, but it never fails. especially if i dine upon the mexican consumables. it's pretty nasty actually, feeling hot runny poo coming out of one hole, and hot runny blood coming out of the other and making it's way down your butt crack and mixing with the poo...hmmm. happy birthday to me!

You mean mexican combustibles, right?

And eeewww, that cake is incredibly vile. Sammeh's knowledge of kitty litter boxes is astounding