Happy Birthday Tonya!

[Metal Maiden]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

[dutchy]

who's Tonya??

 

[Metal Maiden]

Shame on you. It's bRaT's daughter. It's her first birthday.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

From GASOLINEDREAM TO Tonya

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Thanks, everyone.

She decided to sleep in today, and now is too busy wandering around to come near me to even eat breakfast, let alone post. I'm sure she'll get to it sometime today (she finds that smacking the keyboard is quite enjoyable).

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

j76nbnnh ttttn n bzweggweszG





mnmc sk[6fyr'/g6
6C%11 k

 

[jdelpi]

j76nbnnh ttttn n bzweggweszG





mnmc sk[6fyr'/g6
6C%11 k

Was that Buddy Lovbomb?

 

[DarbysDad]

Happy B-Day Tonya. A chicken nugget salute to you tonite.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Hell yeah. She loves chicken nuggets. Almost had some for lunch, til she started dozing off. Damn growth spurts.

 

[DarbysDad]

Hey Brat I thought this was a family b-day salute. What's with the growth and spurt in the same sentence?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

She's ONE, you perv.

 

[DarbysDad]

I know, I know. Bad perv, bad perv. We started having a safe sex\disease talk with my son last night. We were serious but lots of "tits" and "balls" and laughs in the convo.

 

[Metal Maiden]

How old is your son?

A friends son was asking her questions one day. She said she did real good until he asked, "How do you put the balls in there too?"

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Good. I never got a sex talk. NEVER. Not even close. A year after I had my period, I finally found out in sex ed what the hell was going on. It's a miracle some filthy boy didn't take advantage of the situation and give me two or three kids.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Me, my mom and aunt sat around reading and laughing at 'Where did I come from' and 'What's happening to me'. I think I was in 4th or 5th grade.

 

[DarbysDad]

He's 11. And we had a very open conversation about oral sex and intercourse before. The convo started because of the News report my wife saw about the rise in Aids cases in younger people. We quizzed him on oral sex to see if he remembered our previous discussion and my asked about both kinds. His answer started with the man licking a woman. And my heart swelled with pride. He answered everything right.

 

[DarbysDad]

Me, my mom and aunt sat around reading and laughing at 'Where did I come from' and 'What's happening to me'. I think I was in 4th or 5th grade.

Where did I come from Damn. I think I read that at 10 years old in 1978 or something close to that.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Don't tell anyone, but we're the same age.

 

[DarbysDad]

No wonder why I agree with everything you say? And your friends son and the ball in comment. Now that's real funny.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That's awesome. I plan on doing that for my kids.

My "talk" consisted of, "It happens every month. It's normal. Pretty soon you get to start shaving." Yay. :Smug: