Happy Birthday Tonya!
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DarbysDad
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Brat. My Dad was not very helpful but he gave me a little talk when I was 10. Now Mom was very open about things and how to treat a lady. When I was young my Dad new how to treat a lady. I did learn some from porns but mostly anatomical stuff and I learned from some talk shows.
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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Neither of my parents were open about anything remotely like that. I wish they had been. That entire subject is just another one of those things that I plan to handle entirely differently than the way my own parents did. Especially nowadays, with 12-year-olds pushing kids out.
prime666
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I never noticed your location before classic!Metal Maiden said:Don't tell anyone, but we're the same age.
DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
Sometimes I wish I got a call like that at work. **ring, ring**, Hello. Honey I made some cookies...
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
Truthfully, what I like to come to his a hot meal. cookies are okay but beer is better. Now if my wife served herself as hot meal that'd rule.
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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On occasion. He usually takes leftovers but sometimes asks me to make him a sandwich. Other times he goes out for lunch. Dinner is served within 30 minutes of him getting home, which allows time for him to get a shower first (he's a clean freak when it comes to himself). He's not much for cookies or beer. He doesn't really drink anymore, and when I do make cookies, he only eats a couple. He's a slave for my cooking, though.
DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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Nah, I don't go with "surprises" because he doesn't get them. One time I thought I'd get all Cosmo and leave love notes in his pocket or wallet or wherever, and if he saw them, he didn't say anything about them. He can be really dense when it comes to stuff like that.
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Maybe you need to be more obvious: Put a pair of your sexiest panties in his lunchbox or a 'picture' of you.
DarbysDad
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This idea my Mom gave to a young co-worker for a gift to a hubby on the annivesrary. Put a bow around your neck and give him oral sex. Its different hearing it from Mom.
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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I've considered both before, but...
He's already got "pictures" and they are NOT going to work with him. As for my panties, he's a mechanic and gets greasy long before lunch. I don't feel like replacing them that often.
And I don't think it's a good idea to get him coming home in the mood THAT much, I've got two kids to take care of until at least 8:30.
He's already got "pictures" and they are NOT going to work with him. As for my panties, he's a mechanic and gets greasy long before lunch. I don't feel like replacing them that often.
And I don't think it's a good idea to get him coming home in the mood THAT much, I've got two kids to take care of until at least 8:30.
DarbysDad
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Should the panites be clean or recently worn. Just asking don't kill me and I won't give you my vote.Metal Maiden said:
Okay......this is a last resort.
Take the kids to grandma's. Make a great dinner. And slip some Viagra in his before you serve it to him.
Take the kids to grandma's. Make a great dinner. And slip some Viagra in his before you serve it to him.
DarbysDad said:Should the panites be clean or recently worn. Just asking don't kill me and I won't give you my vote.
For my husband I'd send slightly worn.
{Note: I don't have a husband.}
