HAPPY BIRTHDAY V5!!!!!!!!!

[Satanstoenail]

I feel like an asshole because I'm late. Happy birthday.

On second thought, being late to wish an internet stranger a happy birthday is hardly a big deal.
I feel fine.

O snap.

Happy (belated) birthday VVVVV/Andy/internetstranger

*cries into cornflakes*

 

[The Butt]

Fuck. Had I not felt like shit and pretty near avoided the computer all day, I'd have wished you earlier.

Happy birthday, you cockadoodle ketchup chip.

 

[mutantllama]

So... Where the fuck is he?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Passed out face down in a pile of cocaine, surrounded by hookers & midgets no doubt.

 

[Alongside Death]

Happy fucking gorry birthday! Hope you are mutilating some hairy bitch and throatfucking her removed head at the same time! \m/

 

[Onder]

Happy fucking gorry birthday! Hope you are mutilating some hairy bitch and throatfucking her removed head at the same time! m/

In a miles deep pit of feces. \m/

 

[Alongside Death]

In a miles deep pit of feces. m/

Biting off her vagina and puking it on her opened belly. \m/

 

[Melodeath]

Where the hell did you guys get a copy of my graphic novel/diary

Yep. I e-stalk Andy. That's how I knew about the birthday.

Common practice

 

[Alteredmindeath]

happy booger day

 

[youdontknowme]

happy b-day my fellow brutal death/grindcore fiend!

 

[General Zaroff]

happy birthday.
maybe you'll grow an inch or two.

 

[Blind Guardian]

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I wonder how many pages this thread's going to have before V5 comes back.

 

[Vimana]

Let's see.

 

[Belligerent]

Passed out face down in a pile of cocaine, surrounded by hookers & midgets no doubt.

WIN

why did i chuckle at this

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

where is this honky, I need art stuff from him/it

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

He's on a trip tbh. I forget how long he said he was going to be gone for but whatever.

 

[Einherjar86]

Andy, hope your birthday's fucking EPIC.

 

[Vimana]

Where the fuck is he?

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I'll put whatever up his butt.