THE V5 TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY THREAD

[Matt]

I turn 21 on Saturday...

The difference here is that you can't haz nice thread about it.

 

[Blind Guardian]

While all of you foreigners are buying booze in between your finger painting classes and play dates, I can go to the local corner grocer and buy a grenade launcher. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

I wonder why none of the Columbiners or Virginia Tech9ers ever use rifles with grenade launchers. Next time perhaps. Sleep tight all you American school kids.

 

[Matt]

I don't see why they don't just run in there with a RPG or something.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Fuck it, just steal a tank. If some tweaker from California can steal an Abrams and take it for a joyride, then surely some mentally disturbed high schoolers can too.

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[MasterOLightning]

90% of these suggestions were terrible.

I would offer my posts in the beer thread about the beers I liked as the proper way to go. Many of them require that you not be ass-broke.

Also, stay the hell away from Lindeman's lambics, unless you're ready to out yourself. As a homosexual.

 

[Belligerent]

Happy B day Andy ya bastard ya! Drink some Belgian brews, get laid, all of that good stuff.

 

[Pessimism]

90% of these suggestions were terrible.

I would offer my posts in the beer thread about the beers I liked as the proper way to go. Many of them require that you not be ass-broke.

Also, stay the hell away from Lindeman's lambics, unless you're ready to out yourself. As a homosexual.

I'd let you suck my cock, but I'm afraid you'd give me cooties.

Anyway, I guess I better stop sipping my INCREDIBLY HOMOSEXUAL Stone Imperial Stout, and instead slug back something else that tastes god awful. Maybe you can tell me of a nice Hef that was made in Mexico out of Bilgewater? Or perhaps a barebacked cloudy smoke tasting drink from Austria! Maybe some good old Budlight....mmmm, tastes just like soggy fucking cornflakes!

 

[challenge_everything]

90% of these suggestions were terrible.

I would offer my posts in the beer thread about the beers I liked as the proper way to go. Many of them require that you not be ass-broke.

Also, stay the hell away from Lindeman's lambics, unless you're ready to out yourself. As a homosexual.

Dot.

Happy birthday mate!

 

[Badbird]

I turn 21 on Saturday...

You will get a birthday thread next

 

[Srontgorrth]

Fuck it, just steal a tank. If some tweaker from California can steal an Abrams and take it for a joyride, then surely some mentally disturbed high schoolers can too.

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That was awesome

 

[A1a23]

Holy fucking shit!

Reminds me of the Grand Theft Auto Games. Awesome.

 

[Srontgorrth]

I know, its like GTA gone real