THE V5 TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY THREAD

You're turning 21. This weekend, pick yourself up a bottle of Green Label, get together with three of your best friends and start doing shots. You can enjoy good alcohol casually for the rest of your life. No one should remember his twenty-first birthday.
 
While all of you foreigners are buying booze in between your finger painting classes and play dates, I can go to the local corner grocer and buy a grenade launcher. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

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A grenade launcher is a perfectly appropriate tool for personal defense. I know I can't sleep safe at night without a loaded grenade launcher under my pillow.