happy doughnut day!!

[Tide In Mind Out]

http://krispykreme.com/

krispy kreme's not my fave, but a free donut of my choice? yeehaw!

 

[NAD]

If I had a donut, I'd totally be eating it right now. Closest Krispy Kreme is like 20 miles away though.

hahahaha rememeber when the Atkins diet made a huge splash a few years ago and their stock tumbled? Fucking morons man "holy shit I can't believe donuts are BAD for you!"

Holy shit these things are bad for you?!? Shit, I thought they were good for you, I thought they had vitamin C and stuff! You fucking dolt.

Yep.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Lol...Yea that anti-carb craze was fucking stupid. "Yes I'll take a double chili cheese burger...hold the bread".

I banned donuts many years ago. According to the (m)ass media, one donut has the same negative impact on your heart as eating 13 bacon strips.

 

[NAD]

That statistic doesn't surprise me. Whenever I eat a donut, I feel like someone punched me in the gut with brass knuckles coated in skin penetrating liquid hot MAG-MA. [/Dr. Evil]

I eat like 2 a year, maybe.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the closest one to us is about 20 miles away too. so even though it sounds good, i'll sard the effort. and have cake from the kitchen instead :Spin:

 

[NAD]

So a long time ago I was shopping at some stupid store for something I don't remember, but anyhow. Came across the card aisle. Found the greatest birthday card in all the land. The cover said "It's your birthday, I'm going to draw you a cake!" Then there was a 4-panel drawing of a chicken, not a cake. Open the card and all it said was "Mmmmmm... chicken cake."

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[Tide In Mind Out]

geeenius

 

[MFJ]

In my humble opinion, Krispy Kreme doughnuts taste like the space inbetween one's scrotum and anus.

 

[Mormagil]

I agree. I can't understand why everyone likes them so much.

 

[Captain Beard]

Because you're too tr00 for everyone else. I also think you're faggots fotr avoiding donuts because theyre unhealthy. If some twats didn't have 5 a day it wouldn't be such a big health concern.

 

[lurch70]

Krispy Kreme is actually pretty cool about free donuts on a daily basis.
If you go in with a wondering eye, and ask what is this flavor or that flavor ... most of the time they let you try a free one ... at least the ones in the NY area.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah thats how they are in the dallas area too. the one closest to us here in MD is crappy and dun' give free donuts.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Demonspell]

I agree with Marksveld...Krispy Kremes are pure filth, right up there with McDonalds for processed sewage, anyone who eats from either more than three times a week deserves to have their circulatory system shut down before thirty.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

3 times a week!!! thats a lot.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

even twice a week at any fast food place is FOUL.

 

[lizard]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I agree with Marksveld...Krispy Kremes are pure filth, right up there with McDonalds for processed sewage, anyone who eats from either more than three times a week deserves to have their circulatory system shut down before thirty.

three times a week?? just back up the grease truck and hook it directly into my veins, jesus. i haven't eaten mcdonalds in years; health risks aside, their food tastes like shit! when i'm in california i eat in-n-out once a week or so...so good, in-n-out fucking rules


fuck i'm so hungry now

 

[NAD]

In-n-out is great. McDonald's is not food it is NOT. FUCKING. FOOD.

"You didn't make the noise, Bundy!"
"Whoosh."

 

[lurch70]

we have no in-and-out in NYC ... sucks ... i hear so much good things about it.

NAD, can you mail me a frozen burger or something?