HAPPY KILL AN INDIAN, EAT A TURKEY DAY, AMERICA!

[Will Bozarth]

or kill a turkey, eat an indian....

whatever keeps your boat afloat

 

[azal]

I'm thankful for no longer living in America, but in honor of American Thanskgiving Day programming, I will watch Willow tonight.

 

[El Stormo]

Your Thanksgiving is such a shit holiday. It'd be as if Belgians made a holiday to celebrate Leopold II going to the Congo.

 

[Will Bozarth]

we get to stuff our faces. why isnt that good?

 

[El Stormo]

You need an excuse to stuff your face?

Anyway, I just think it's a daft holiday, even moreso because Americans seem to think the whole world celebrates it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

no we don't. we know it's just for us. i know it's a stupid holiday.. BUT! I get 2 paid days off for Thanksgiving and Black Friday.

 

[Galiral]

It's Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall!!!!

 

[El Stormo]

I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down!

 

[azal]

awesome song x 666

all my white trash American friends whose mother's only cook via microwave always told me when they came over for Sunday dinner how it felt like Thanksgiving to them every time.

Dude, who guys have turkey on days that are not Thanksgiving?

 

[Will Bozarth]

me!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

americans invent lots of holidays because we hate each other so much we need to take a break about once a month an pretend to like each other. i mean, jesus christ - fathers day? valentines day?

"Yeah... you're totally expendable to me except for a day in february, a day in june, and a day in december. here's a card expressing genetic sentiment!"

 

[Lunar Still]

Your Thanksgiving is such a shit holiday. It'd be as if Belgians made a holiday to celebrate Leopold II going to the Congo.

Methinks that would only be the same if the British celebrated our Thanksgiving. And their King was the one who came here instead of some random religious nuts. DOWN WITH KING GEORGE! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! DON'T TREAD ON ME!!! UNITE OR DIE!!!!!!!!! VIVA LA REVOLUCION, SOY MEJICANO!!!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*nudges the bowl of cranberries away from russell*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

or kill a turkey, eat an indian....

whatever keeps your boat afloat

... and gets it to another landmass inhabited by people that you will go on to steal from and decimate! woo!

 

[El Stormo]

Methinks that would only be the same if the British celebrated our Thanksgiving. And their King was the one who came here instead of some random religious nuts. DOWN WITH KING GEORGE! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! DON'T TREAD ON ME!!! UNITE OR DIE!!!!!!!!! VIVA LA REVOLUCION, SOY MEJICANO!!!!!

*tosses a teabag into the harbor in sympathy*

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Here, have a turkey:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that dog's gonna go home and kill himself

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Eeeeeeeeeemoooooooooooooooooo.

 

[neal]

GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*tosses a teabag into the harbor in sympathy*

I'll toss a teabag into your harbor.