Happy Thanksgiving!
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MiniMurray
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forwarded from a friend - i thought this was funny:
Things you can say only at Thanksgiving... and get away with
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn and you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that.
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Things you can say only at Thanksgiving... and get away with
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn and you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that.
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
RuntoHills
Lightside of Aquarius
That is very funny. That is true. You can get away with saying all of that on Thanksgiving, but any other day, you would get slapped in the face.
Doodoobubbachuck
Maidens' drums
RuntoHills
Lightside of Aquarius
Today, I ate some roasted chicken, some mashed potatoes and gravy, machroni and cheese, and a little bit of Stove Top Stuffing.
I watched The Packers beat The Lions, and I watched dem Cowboys stomp The Jets into the ground. ("How about dem Cowboys?!!!")
Also, I was half-way sick today with a slight cold. I stayed inside the whole day.
I watched The Packers beat The Lions, and I watched dem Cowboys stomp The Jets into the ground. ("How about dem Cowboys?!!!")
Also, I was half-way sick today with a slight cold. I stayed inside the whole day.
Timewarrior2001
Member
Air Raid Siren
Maidens' Vox
Hope everyone had a happy turkey day! I stuffed myself and fell asleep and now I am up at this ungodly hour as a result!!! Still catching up from Alaska!! 
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