Happy turkey day!!!

yes, after i smoke a ludicrous amount of hash its off to my uncle's house to destroy liquor bottles and bird meat :kickass:

and BROWN AND SERVE ROLLS :kickass:
 
The turkey was dry as usual. I think I insulted the cook when I answered my phone and said "Oh, no, they're still burning it in the oven" when asked if we ate food yet. :p
 
My aunt was supposed to make tri-tip. That was gonna own ass, but noooo, she cooked her same dried up fucking turkey she cooks every year. Bitch thinks they need to cook to 190 F.
 
aren't you supposed with your christian grand parrents or aunts now? cause if you are you are comitting a bad bad sin, baby jesus won't tolerate
1) theyre catholic
2) im 3 hours ahead of you since im in ohio hence its 3 am over here
3) i had the funniest moment in the car today. the radio was on and a j preist song came on and they apparentley liked it. so i said "so you guys like judas preist?" and my aunt goes crazy and press the CD button and we listened to worship music the rest of the way home
 
Speaking of Apostrophe...

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

(Waits to see if anyone picks this reference up.)