i'm running a very high risk of being in the presence of my loved one and his loved one tonight, and if this wasn't enough the context will probably be that of a party at some unsufferable guy's house. since this actually has explosive potential - also because i have the flu and it keeps on not going away -, i volunteer to be the one who carries out the disrupting action. should i strap a bomb to my chest and detonate it upon first kiss? any other proposals?
that's fantastic. but i'm afraid the joke would be lost on her: after the third name-calling episode, she'll just charge like a rhino with blue balls (only not, alas) and splat, fly-on-the-wall hyena.